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National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day

National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day! On this day you can throw anyone that is a normal size!!
“Marina it’s National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day!” I said! “NO” yelled Marina quickly before I threw her.
by mousegiraffe October 23, 2019
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If news of April 11th got to you too late, you're in luck ! April 18th is National April 11th redo day ! You can officially grab ass without (horrid) consequences.
To grab ass is to embrace the heavens themselves. With this day you are able to "redo" April 11th; grab ass day.

"Hey sue, it's: April 18th: National April 11th redo day!"
by Beingst May 26, 2018
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National give ur girl your hoodie day

Give your girl or crush your hoodie to show off u either like them or that y’all are together
Yo Daniel today’s national give ur girl your hoodie day u know who to give it too
by R.O.D NIGGAz January 8, 2020
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National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day

Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick
"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"

violently gargles on his dick
by gayfigger November 20, 2022
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