by Dawn Marie October 9, 2005
Get the wedding cake syndromemug. A condition affecting many heterosexual males living within major urban centers such as San Francisco, USA and Vancouver, Canada that have demographics of both a disproportionately high population of gay men and a disproportionately high ratio of single women over single straight men.
With such demographics ostensibly in their favor, a surprisingly small number of single straight men in such centers take pleasure in the availability of so many single women.
Rather, the single straight males afflicted with the San Francisco Syndrome become intimidated, resentful and reclusive, refusing to socialize in such demographics, preferring to remain at home playing with their remote controls.
This leads to the single women becoming more and more independent, more friendly with gay men, and generally (if not totally content) far more prepared to remain single.
Which in turn leads to a further schizm with the absent single males, often leading to their feelings of general insecurity, misogyny and homophobia.
The result is the three most prominent social groups found in such cities: gay men, their single women friends and the absentee, almost invisible single straight males.
With such demographics ostensibly in their favor, a surprisingly small number of single straight men in such centers take pleasure in the availability of so many single women.
Rather, the single straight males afflicted with the San Francisco Syndrome become intimidated, resentful and reclusive, refusing to socialize in such demographics, preferring to remain at home playing with their remote controls.
This leads to the single women becoming more and more independent, more friendly with gay men, and generally (if not totally content) far more prepared to remain single.
Which in turn leads to a further schizm with the absent single males, often leading to their feelings of general insecurity, misogyny and homophobia.
The result is the three most prominent social groups found in such cities: gay men, their single women friends and the absentee, almost invisible single straight males.
It sure is great for us girls to get out of the city once in a while. Not only do we get to breathe in some healthy, clean country air, but we can also finally meet some self-confident, sexy straight single men who aren't suffering from the San Francisco Syndrome.
by Juniper V November 23, 2009
Get the San Francisco Syndromemug. Used when people are in a rush for no good reason and become an extreme annoyance.
Background: The roots of the Obama Syndrome lie in the rush and tension accompanying meetings with high ranked officials.
Background: The roots of the Obama Syndrome lie in the rush and tension accompanying meetings with high ranked officials.
"Can we leave? Right now? Huh? Get up. Come on. We have to go man. We really need to get going. Now. Us. Leave. Right Now. We need to be there extremely early for no good reason whatsoever."
"Mikey?"
"Yeah?"
"Let's tune down the Obama Syndrome shall we."
"Mikey?"
"Yeah?"
"Let's tune down the Obama Syndrome shall we."
by KGE July 1, 2010
Get the Obama Syndromemug. by waliuigi December 18, 2019
Get the white man syndromemug. A condition where women are not interested in a man's willy unless he can keep her in Prada. Epidemic in some parts of London.
Not to be confused with Prader-Willi syndrome - http://www.thearc.org/faqs/pwsynd.html
Not to be confused with Prader-Willi syndrome - http://www.thearc.org/faqs/pwsynd.html
by Cheesewhiff July 21, 2008
Get the Prada-Willy syndromemug. Semen Retention Syndrome also known as SRS – this is when a man is suffering from symptoms similar to PMS. This is caused by a back up of semen as a result of NO sexual relations, or masturbation.
by Best Filth April 29, 2009
Get the Semen Retention Syndrome mug. 1. Always craving the attention the first born sibling recieves from parents; wanting the recognition from parents; Always striving to "one-up" other sibling, to hopefully recieve attention from parents.
2. Usually has some degree of rebel in them; mostly in the wrong when in altercation with first sibling.
3. Willing to fight to the death over petty things to show parents that first sibling is in the wrong.
4. The cure for this syndrome is when the First sibling leaves the household, therefor leaving parents to become attached to Second sibling, until First sibling returns to home for a short stay(s).
2. Usually has some degree of rebel in them; mostly in the wrong when in altercation with first sibling.
3. Willing to fight to the death over petty things to show parents that first sibling is in the wrong.
4. The cure for this syndrome is when the First sibling leaves the household, therefor leaving parents to become attached to Second sibling, until First sibling returns to home for a short stay(s).
Joe: "Mom, I swear to moses Mark punched me !"
Mark: "Mom, I would never do said thing, you know that, don't you"
Mom: "Of course hunny, I can not believe I am even questioning your integrity."
Mark: " Thank you, Joe is just going suffering from Second sibling syndrome."
Mark: "Mom, I would never do said thing, you know that, don't you"
Mom: "Of course hunny, I can not believe I am even questioning your integrity."
Mark: " Thank you, Joe is just going suffering from Second sibling syndrome."
by TPBruso February 25, 2010
Get the Second sibling syndromemug.