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that's a new record

When someone does something crazy, something really quickly, or all of the above. Usually refers to personal "records."
Person 1: I checked my phone 69 times today.
Person 2: nice.
Person 3: Damn that's a new record.
by oysterbyprouduct March 9, 2024
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New Jersey Sober

The lifestyle choice of avoiding all drugs and alcohol except for psychedelics in micro-dosed quantities.
He quit drinking and smoking years ago, but he decided to go New Jersey Sober to keep a little bit of mind-alteration in his life.
by WordSend77 July 24, 2024
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New Tech Culture

Bridging the gap between group work and learning as a family. Can include social events, family time, and freedom to work how you want
New Tech Culture-Damn, New Tech be swimming in that culture.
by rileytea37231 May 12, 2017
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New York Blimp

A marijuana cigarette, a joint that has been rolled thin on the ends and very plump in the center, burns fast till it gets to the center. Popular throughout the state of New York and the country as well, mostly rolled by Old-Timers or people that are just in a hurry to smoke, no skill is required to roll a New York Blimp.
Whilst in the city, ran across a retired NYPD officer, sat down on a bunch he asked if I wanted to smoke, he pulled out a "New York Blimp" that looked like it was pregnant, it was time to spark it up
by FrankW May 23, 2022
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New York Day

New York Day is June 12, the day New York was founded.
Person A: "New York Day is June 12."
Person B: "What a beautiful day!"

Originally published 9/17/1999
by user1011001 July 11, 2024
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The New Misanthropy

A novel condition in which the sufferer looks upon approaching human beings as threats, just for breathing, and wants them to burn in hell.
What was this moron, this utter fool, coming toward her with his mouth covered and his fucking nostrils exposed?! He was human scum, a killer, and the sight of him filled her with revulsion. At one time she might have found him attractive. But now? Now she wanted to smash him, hard, but that would entail proximity, the last thing she'd ever want to share with another person. She knew she'd contracted The New Misanthropy, but it was a damn sight better than Covid.
by Monkey's Dad February 10, 2021
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new frontears

What intrepid explorers have often found da uncharted wilderness they discovered to be --- i.e., they were hostile environments dat led to disappointment and hardship.
Da Pilgrims' disastrous experiences when first colonizing da "New World" were a classic example of "new frontears".
by QuacksO October 25, 2025
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