What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.

Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?

by Pialinist January 8, 2023

What the banana

A child friendly version of what the fuck

*kid dies*
Random person: “what the banana”

by ilikedogs January 8, 2023

what it is dummy

Common slang in Baltimore meaning- what’s up bro.

If it’ you’re ever in the city you will hear this phrase be used

Ethan- what it is dummy

Isiah- ain’t nun stoopid

by Dakaariooo November 20, 2023

What’s the word Cap’?

East coast New Brunswick saying when greeting someone, or to find out what’s new with someone, and what the word on the street is. Cap’ is short for captain of a boat, typically seen in New Brunswick’s southwestern fishing villages.

What’s the word Cap’?

Nothing really, except for the bad weather.

by Fuddydud November 27, 2023

i sure do wonder what type of dumbass would search this

fucking dumbass, ARE YOU THAT BORED??

person 1: i sure do wonder what type of dumbass would search this
person 2: *Searches*
person 1: your not my friend anymore.

by nikki-kiki November 28, 2023

What the crap hall

When you get mad at someone/something but blame it on hall.

*someone drops a ball while the creature known as hall watches*

WHAT THE CRAP HALL!!

Hall: I didnt even do anything

by Boothehand December 2, 2023

guess what?

bro do not fall for it. you think they are about get you with the most elaborate joke that you have never heard of but they are going to gut check you with the words"chicken butt" at this moment you must murder them because that joke is so unfunny that its funny.

(person 1 ) HEY GUESS WHAT BRO??
(person 2 aka the victim) what man?
(person 1) chicken butt.*starts laughing like the joker*

in all seriousness "guess what?" usually means that somebody is about to hit you with a joke or wants to tell you something

by yewy is innocent December 5, 2023