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fake friend

a fake friend is a stupid bitch that likes to talk behind backs and says that you are causing problems for the fake friend, which is not true. fake friends are often middle schoolers that think they are cool... but in reality, they are stupid hoes that think they are golden. they think that you backstabbed, and they are very VERY jealous of you. don’t take them seriously if you stumble by one, they are only stupid jealous assholes....
fake friend: why are you with my friends! you are such a bitch!
victim: your a fake friend




fake friend: hey you know that stupid hoe that tried to talk to you?
victims friend: um drama!
by burntpizzarollslmao March 30, 2020
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Bro-Friends

When a girl is not interested in her guy friend, but she still wants to “bro” down with him.

Examples:
Fishing, hunting, shooting, mudding, video games, and anything else that is considered a “bro activity.”

In this case, the girl is no longer a girl, but has reached the status of “bro.”
Frat Boy #1: “Man, Ally is so dope. She’s a total bro-friend.”
Frat Boy #2: “Hell yeah. She’s one of us, bro.”

Boy: “Would you like to be my girlfriend?”
Her: “No, thank you. I just want to be bro-friends.”
by alex_tex December 30, 2020
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friend break

When you are having trouble dealing with your friends and your don't want to punch them in the face.
Shakira and Eve are taking a friend break.
by ChopoPork July 31, 2021
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You are not my friend

Your bestie may say this to you. It means: I treat you as family. or: I don't like you... that means they love you. (as a friend) "I will not have your back", instead they will be right beside you.
Your bestie may say this to you. It means: I treat you as family. or: I don't like you... that means they love you. (as a friend) "I will not have your back", instead they will be right beside you. You are not my friend
by uwu777 May 6, 2020
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The sentence «come on guys lets be friends now» originated from Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Its used when you talk shit to someone, and when they say something back you reply with «come on guys lets be friends now» its a way to make yourself look like a victim even though you are obviously in the wrong.
Ponylover2004: hey leon go hang yourself you are shit at the game
Leon: why are you so toxic?
Ponylover2004: come on guys lets be friends now
by Neeguslover January 16, 2018
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Friend dumped

Usually when there are problems in the friendship and one doesn’t think it’ll last.
If the relationship was strong the person being dumped will go through a lot of mental pain.
Friend 1: “I feel like we are heading in different paths, our friendship won’t last in the long run.”
Friend 2: “Are you serious? Everything I’ve done for you. Where could’ve it gone wrong. I can’t believe you just friend dumped me.
by Crumpets February 21, 2022
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guys let’s all be friends

when your friends are fighting but they are siblings so it makes it more difficult and you try to split them up
Guys let’s all be friends” friends- shut up
by dilflover<3 May 1, 2021
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