Fat Bastard-itus

(Noun) A person who is very obese.

The persons’ name is usually Darren, Jamie and Steven.

“You have Fat bastard-itus!”

by Tway Ubabqwe February 22, 2020

fat tats

The stretch mark lines that develop along the skin as a person loses weight. It looks weird, but it's also a badge of honor for the hard work you put in losing weight. fat, overweight, obese, heavy duty booty, rotund, husky, roomy, tattoo, tats, body art, exercise, weight loss, gym, workout, lift weights, jogging, runner, Gold's Gym, weight lifting

I love my fat tats because I worked 6 days a week for 2 years to earn them.

by joecoolthefool July 9, 2016

Fat and delusional

that weird fat kid who claims that he knows how to "fight" and ends up fighting with someone, and losing instantly, then proceeds to cry and bitch like a sore loser

Guy 1:Yo did you see that fatass dude who lowkey delusional?

Guy 2: Yeah, he fought that other kid right?

Guy 1: Yeah bro, I think he still hasn't learned a damn thing, fat and delusional, what a damn combination.

by PidgeonRising December 27, 2024

Fat load

A large amount of semen that is about to squirt out of your penis during orgasm

I’ve got a fat load and it’s about to explode

by PENETRATETHEBUTTHOLE February 23, 2024

fat tipped

When the server does their job right, and you go above and beyond the average tip percentage to show gratitude.

Fat tipping usually equates to 50%-100% of the bill.

Yo, our server was on point. She's gonna be fat tipped.

by MadMan87 January 28, 2017

Fat

Mateo

“Where the fuck did all of our food go?” -Anthony
“I think there might be a elephant in the room.” -Dalton “It’s fat ass (Mateo) over in the corner with all the wings.” -Eli *Eats Angrily* -Mateo

by Notafatretard May 30, 2022

Fat Gobby

A sloppy blowjob

My bird gave me a fat gobby

by ImFrax October 23, 2017