super karate monkey death car

Vehicle of choice for the Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.

Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space.

by Jimmy James May 10, 2004

hot ninja tantric monkey sex

A sensual gang bang in high temperatures. The gang that is banging is made up of monkies and ninjas. Mostly the act of hot ninja tantric monkey sex involves a close relationship with a penis and an anus...mostly.

"My boyfriend and i do the nasty approx. 23 times a day. and its more like hot ninja tantric monkey sex."

by Shaniqua Wellsfargo January 17, 2008

Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex

The most incredible type of sex possible to have, very rare and hard to find, but doing so is totally worth it.

The easiest method is to go either Amsterdam's Red Light District located in the Netherlands or (in)famous brothels in Nevada USA.

Be prepared to shell out some major cash for the best sex you will ever experience.EVER!!!

Guy One: "I headed out to that one awesome strip club you told me about it kicked ass and I boned this really hot chick"

Guy Two: "Great to hear it, how was she in the sack?"

Guy One: "Amazing, easily the best I ever had, it totally counts as Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex ."

Guy Two: "Seriously? Man your a lucky SOB! Do you have her number, I want to see if she willing to have a threesome..."

by Monkey-With-Wrench November 03, 2009

all over it like a monkey on a cupcake

To be the first one to jump in on something.

I went for a slice of Pizza and you were all over it like a monkey on a cupcake!

by BL April 07, 2005

brazilian smother monkey

Where a girl uses a dildo into a dogs butt and deep throats it balls and all

U want to try a Brazilian smother monkey

by Bunny 6969 April 12, 2017

Monkey Fucking a Football

well a football is oddly shaped, and a monkey has no opposable thumbs, so stepping back it would be both uncoordinated and funny to watch, but when your the monkey it would be very frustrating

It is like a monkey fucking a football.

by MonkeySplash January 26, 2018

get this monkey off my back

to break a bad habit, especially about taking drugs

I go through about 30 cigarettes every day! I have to get this monkey off my back! Otherwise, I will ruin my health completely

by devilmaycareq18 November 26, 2015