Cat

Not a Dog.

That's A Cat!

by Dude_Just_Game June 6, 2020

cat ban

cat ban is when a crazy cat lady gives up her cats and is to traumatized to get more so they ban all cats from her home and other places she may see.

catlady: I CAT BAN YOU

person : she a bit crazy innit?
other person: yeh she's off 'er head

by catperson1234 June 8, 2020

Cat

The most amazing creature in the world that most definitely does NOT want to kill you. They can also give you a disease that makes you love them from your poop. Look it up.

Best cat names:
Jade
George Gershwin Washington

Kitten

Baby cat
Mama cat
Cat.

This is an amazing cat

by Ems Art YouTube June 8, 2020

Designer Cat

When the pussy is immaculate, an unforgettable sexual experience. A once in a lifetime opportunity.

"Yo how was the sex last night"
"The best I have EVER had she had a designer cat"

by daddydani0819 June 12, 2020

Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh

Marsh is the most intelligent and prettiest girl in the world. She’s very lovable who will dazzle everyone around her. Not only is she clever, but she’s also good at art, music and sports!!!! Most importantly, she even bakes. People always compare her with the Disney princesses, in which people once thought such impeccable human being did not exist, until they met Holy Friking Cat Cat fricking Marsh.

Marsh is so awesome in the way that she shines brighter than the sun :,)
Be like Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh.

by Mashie June 13, 2020

Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh

Holy bleep, how could somebody that is so pretty and intelligent exist! Not only is she clever, but she is also good at art, music, sports and cookery. Legend has it that she has a larger brain than Newton since she proposed the fact that apples drop from the tree is due to the attractiveness of hers, but not the gravity. Once upon a time, people thought that princess who owned both beauty and wist only existed in the fairy tales, until they met Marsh...

Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh is puuuuuuuuuuuuurfect! Be like Marsh!

by Mashie June 13, 2020

Cat

An animals who knows everything and can do anything. There is no escape from them either

A cat, the one who was just on the small ledge on the three story building who is now sleeping on my lap.

by Ace of hearts June 19, 2020