your mom and em

Inquiring as to how your relatives are doing. Not only your mother, but her sisters, brothers, mom, dad, husband, cousins, distant relatives, co-workers, etc.

(Friend you haven't seen in a long time)- "How's your mom and em?"
(Other Friend that you haven't seen in a long time)-" They're (any relatives I can think of) doing just fine, man, how's your mom and em?

by jglazelpn@yahoo.com October 16, 2008

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Your moms ass

My playground...BITCH!

I love playing in "your moms ass!"

by Your moms ass! June 8, 2019

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Your mom's vagina

A vagina that belongs to your mom. Cost $5 on weeknights. $10 on weekends.

Hey whats up?
-Nothing.
What are you doing?
- Your mom's vagina.

by jdflka;ghasljka;jfdsa May 5, 2010

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your mom's box

a phase commonly spoken before a radio show ends, signifying that they may not be heard the next day.

oh, yea, and your moms box. (cue closing song)

by SatCam April 15, 2004

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your mom called

A variation of the "Mother Insult" type of joke/taunt. My friends and I use this as playful banter.

Person A: Hey, your mom called.
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Yeah, she wants to know if she can borrow some batteries for her vibrator. (Or something equally disturbing)

by Phalanxx January 7, 2010

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