I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?

Blatantly useless retort which younger primary school students use.

Playground Bully: Ha ha! Ernie's Crap!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
Playground Bully: I just said that you were crap, though!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?

by Ophite1 June 7, 2004

You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor

You're mixing X with Y and you don't even know how the Y affect the X and how the X affect the Y

"yo bid'n. Y'all white niggas dun no anythin'. There's a saying in ma community You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor"

by WordMaker6k September 8, 2019

I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?

The correct way to taunt on playgrounds. Often missaid as "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?". Mostly by australians. Often shortened to "I know you are but what am I?"

Timmy: "you're a poop head"
Aaron: "I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?"
Timmy: *cries*

by TDYank June 9, 2020

Gregory, do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you heard Among Us, Gregory? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus but I know you can do it Gregory.

AMONG US

Freddy: Gregory, do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you heard Among Us, Gregory? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus but I know you can do it Gregory.

by SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS January 26, 2022

If you know, you know

That was YOUR argument. You just tried to argue that me knowing thing was meaningless. Me knowing isn't going to do anything for you. It needs to be CONFIRMED. BY YOU. DIRECTLY. And if you don't like what's happening now you are REALLY not going to like what happens if you try to do things the hard way.

Hym "If you know, you know. And know this: I'm going to execute who ever is speaking in that voice and if you try to defend them you will die with them."

by Hym Iam September 11, 2025

And how do you know...

Okay... So you think you did THAT... By doing THIS to me...

Hym "And how do you know... That THIS... Is not what the church is doing... To YOU? God you're dumb! How do you not see the parallel there? You are doing all this... And YOU THINK... That other people aren't already doing that... Except to you?"

by Hym Iam May 9, 2025

if you're happy and you know it clap your hands

Describes the action of a very happy person.

Also part of a song.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
*clap* *clap*

by wintergreenisgreen June 29, 2022