Satan wood

A type of morning wood that happens only on Sunday morning thus making you late to church.

I would have made it to church on time, but I woke up with a Satan wood. So I had to beat it into submission.

by bmochillin September 16, 2012

Back of the woods

A hillbilly who lives near the sketchy area of the country where there is nothing but woods, meth labs, and missing children.

Look at that back of the woods hillbilly! He’s smoked away all his teeth!

by XXX420StraightEdgeBlazeItXXX February 11, 2019

Staining the wood

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.

Man I was staining the wood with that chick last night...

by opiuyt April 27, 2011

Tiger Woods

Thepartofeveryforestyoudon'twanttoenter.

"Z-z-z-zoiks!!, it'sthemtiger woods.Letshightailitouttaheeya"

by WinkyBoy February 9, 2013

Marked Wood

A mans junk that has excessive hand marks on it that matches the mans hands who's junk has marks on, resulted from excessive masturbation!!

Girl, I must not be doing something right, my man has Marked Wood!!

by SP1031 February 23, 2017

Wood butt

Wood butt

A condition that friends tend to get when one needs a favor.

Particularly common in moving situations, or anything that will take a fair amount of time/effort.

Me: "Hey man, can I get a hand moving some furniture tonight? You don't still have Wood butt do you?"

Friend: "Wood butt? What's that?"

Me: "Can you help or not?"

Friend: "Well I would but..."

Me: "What the f, you still have it."

by Hwolf August 23, 2012

Night Wood

When you wake up at night cause your sleep schedule is fucked up, you get Night Wood instead of morning wood.

“Ah shit, is it 12:00am? I got night wood.”

“Babe wake up, I got night wood.”

by ihavenightwoodagain August 23, 2020