game boner

Something people have from being very excited for a video game before it is released.
One week before Halo 3 comes out
Person 1: "ZOMG HALO 3, OMG! I LOVE HALOO!!"
Person 2: Dude put your game boner away
by Aaron Hinkle July 03, 2008
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Snuggle Boner

An untimely and inappropriate erection during an implicitly non-sexual interaction.
"Sorry my snuggle boner made it difficult to enjoy Wall-E."
by somebody1223 August 06, 2009
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Gentleman's Boner

An erection caused by no cause at all. A polite boner
by James Jimbo Thompson December 17, 2012
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football boner

An overwhelming sense of excitement that comes from an amazing play on the field.
Every time Matthew Stafford throws to Calvin Johnson I get a football boner.
by Society Kills January 08, 2012
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super boner

A boner so strong and substantial that's it utterly incapacitating. It's the kind of boner dreams are made of.
Sometimes when I was a little kid they would just pop out of nowhere and I became completely immobile.
by crazy b February 11, 2005
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murder boner

by D. Pratt November 15, 2006
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stress boner

n. either a literal or figurative erection brought forth by an extremely anxious or suspenseful event. Often accompanied by extreme tenseness and frustration.

Post stress boner symptoms include immediate acceptance and relief.
I've got a thousand on Miami and we're down by 2 with 4 seconds in the fourth, what a fuckin stress boner.

Next in line for an oral presentation.

Meeting the girlfriends parents for the first time.

Jenga and anything delicate that requires careful handling.

Already late for work and hit traffic, railroad crossing, or drawbridge.
by ScoBoJuBi January 05, 2008
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