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Bi-winning

When one abuses their body to the last possible inch before ultimately dying.

Also: Winning some here, also there
Charlie Sheen didn't go batshit crazy, he just adopted a bi-winning attitude
by Dirty Charles March 25, 2011
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bi-winning

When one is winning here and winning there.
"Um... I'm bi-winning. I'm winning here and I'm winning there." - Charlie Sheen
by johnjoesafatso March 25, 2011
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Bi-Winning

A word Charlie Sheen uses to describe himself.
Reporter: Are you Bi-polar?
Charlie Sheen: I'm Bi-Winning!
by Dallasofdoom March 29, 2011
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bi-winning

A term used to describe a condition in which a patient deludes their selves into thinking that the train wreck that is their life is actually caused by design. Bi-winning is often a side effect of cocaine abuse.

Symptoms include:

1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.
John: Dude, your wife just left you and you just lost your job...I think you have a problem.

Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?
by kiddluck March 27, 2011
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bi-winning

To win over here, and win over there.
Am I bi-polar?? I'm bi-winning.
by TheKingAndrock March 26, 2011
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bi-winning

The act of winning here and winning there.
Charlie Sheen: "...I'm bi-winning, I win here and I win there. What now?"
by skylol March 19, 2011
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Glass of win

A large beverage containing:
lemonade
at least two varieties of fruit squash,
and orange juice.
This drink provides powers of win, said to be drawn from the source of all win, lady gaga.
A glass of win keeps the Fail away.

A tramp walks into a bar, buys a glass of win, and immediately his pockets buldge with money.

A man falls off a bridge accidentally, forgetting he has had his glass of win today, the river below him then turns to jelly and saves him from death.
by The original FailBoy July 16, 2010
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