Tightey Whitey

A racial slur for White People

See those Tightey Whiteys over there?

by Mr Plague Doctor November 24, 2025

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Jordon and Whitney

Whitney's super fucking amazing, she always has Jordon smiling even when he's down. She's a great person and has the greatest personality on the planet. Did I mention she's fucking amazing?

Jordon's just straight lame, he goes ham though. :DDD

Jordon and Whitney could be together forever! :D

by Jfrizzlesnips September 12, 2010

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Flipping a Whitey

The sudden and obvious onset of marijuana induced paranoia in a very public setting.

So named for the subject's tendency to adopt all the nervous and fidgety mannerisms of the stereotypical "socially awkward white guy" irrespective of one's actual race.

Dude Jon is totally flipping a whitey in the middle of Tiffany & Co. Get him the fuck out of here before they call SWAT.

by yessum15 December 22, 2013

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THE SNEAKY WHITEY

THE ACT OF SHITTING YOURSELF MID CONVERSATION WHILE MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH THE PERSON TALKING TO YOU

TRAVIS DID YOU JUST HIT ME WITH THE SNEAKY WHITEY.

by BIGHEADVONSTUPID February 22, 2022

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A total whitney

To thrash ones self with a battery operated sex toy until you passed out, the batteries die or loses charge and you wake up with it still in you.

"I was so tired,
I pulled a total Whitney last night"

by Thatcroweater October 27, 2022

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The Pink Whitney

A sexual act where pink lemonade is poured all over the female labia followed by a heavy dusting of pure Columbian crack cocaine. Then cunnilingus is performed on the aforementioned labia making sure to breath through the nose to get most of the Columbian Bam-Bam into the nasal cavity.

I heard Brad did The Pink Whitney to Jessica last night at the party.

by TheRealWanker September 16, 2023

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