my mom says you have a tiny weiner

It's the worst possible insult a another guy can say to a guy. It means when you tried fucking another guy's mom she said your dick was tiny.

Hey bro! Your an asshole! Yeah well my mom says you have a tiny weiner! Why would you say that?It's the worst possible insult a another guy can say to a guy. It means when you tried fucking another guy's mom she said your dick was tiny.

by B-rizzle November 23, 2019

Would you snack on your own weiner if you could?

Twitch famous meme first made in MitchJones's chat by fellow twitch streamer Atlanta in 2019. The joke went on to become a staple in other chats too such as Mizkif's and Austinshow's.

*typed in twitch chat or similar medium* "Would you snack on your own weiner if you could?" *Content creator responding*

by Waaysus April 10, 2023

Weiner Feel

1. The sensation you feel on your wiener when you are making love. Inherently unique to each partner.

Kid- Grandpa, how did you and grandma stay married for 50 years?
Grandpa- well sonny, she had a good weiner feel and I knew she would be the one from that moment on.

by anonymous July 23, 2024

slender weiner

A term used to define a condition affecting men who live in the Chicago area. The condition is common amongst people named Brad and is considered a long term condition.

Wow Brad sure has a Slender weiner!

Look at Brad go he is a real slender weiner.

by JDUB59 July 12, 2023

Weiner Count

The amount of hot dogs in a certain place at a certain time.

Man! The Weiner Count is through the roof!

by Weiner World February 23, 2021

Wet Weiner

Blowjob is out. When yo girl sucking your knob, you’re getting that wet Weiner.

Babe, I want a wet Weiner.

by EAFrancis June 5, 2018

Winter weiner

When you get really horny during the last few months of the year and you need some dick

Dude december is coming up, i need some winter weiner

by Yeeetothehawwww January 2, 2019