Sleepy weenie

When you drink so much alcohol and try to bring a girl back home, only to find your member not responding to his orders.

I took Beth home last night but she was not happy with my sleepy weenie.

by Joey Norris December 28, 2018

Teenie weenie issues

A bloke who has to overcompensate his small cock size by acting like a chauvinistic pig

Lila: I dumped my boyfriend cause his penis was smaller than a cell

Ellie: I could tell

Lila: how?

Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt

Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet

by Castaway_lillypad December 30, 2022

Weenie

A term usually used to describe a weak male that is a complete pussy, and acts like a little bitch. If this guy found himself in prison he would get his stuff taken from him, would get beat up, and most likely get turned out by a Booty Bandit, but in the free world his girlfriend wears the pants in the relationship, and he probably likes shit in and around his asshole.

Justin's a fuckin weenie fuck

by Megabackwood November 2, 2022

Weenis

You probably thought that this meant a males' genitalia. No. It's a fucking part of your elbow. Skin. On your elbow. Fucking moron.

Gary: Look at my weenis.
John: Fuck no I don't wanna look at your penis.
Jack: Your a fucking idiot John, a fucking idiot.
Gary: Yeah it's a part of your elbow.
Jack: Shut up Gary.
John: *Gunshot*
Jack: HOLY SHIT YOU KILLED GARY.
John: Fuck you *Gunshot*

by Suck my big willy di- March 23, 2020

weenis

your elbows foreskin

guy 1: woah man that's a nice weenis you got there, can i lick it?
guy 2: yeah man thats a great idea, you gotta find it first!

by womanconsumer69 April 19, 2019

Weenie Peepee

A tiny micropenis

This here is my weenie peepee

by livypoo December 3, 2020

Houdini weenie

Someone who cant keep theyre silly willy in there pantsy wantsy, and it always finds a way out like Houdini.

Jerome is such a Houdini weenie, 3 girls in one night. He really can't stop it from escaping.

by MOMO THE WIZARD April 28, 2022