wack my wood

Jack off , masturbate

I'm gonna wack my wood before my parents come back

by ill tom reem October 10, 2013

National wack dick day

a day that is celebrated by women who had sex with a man that had wack dick

im going to celebrate national wack dick day and post my ex

by Michale Angelo August 1, 2019

wack shows

When something(s) wack happens and you were a part or viewer of the wack experience.

you arrive a minute after Mcdonald's closes the breakfast menu and they will no longer serve you sausage and egg mcmuffins..."man that's wack shows."

by Jaguil01 February 18, 2009

weenie wack shack

A strip club. one where you are likely to get a happy ending

does jasmine still work at the weenie wack shack?

by Bradley S. July 20, 2017

wacking the weeds

When your jacking off and you mess with your ball hair.

As Jimmy was jacking off, he found himself wacking the weeds

by pandaman6669 October 6, 2016

Wack

Being lame, cheap, stingy and acting fobby.

Arguing over logic with fallacy and illogical arguments.

Samtik: Adhnan, you owe me money for staging your house
Adhnan: I ain't paying. You didn't sell the house. Go Fuck yourself.
Samtik: Adhnan, you are wack bro.

by aamir rnb October 25, 2018

Wack List

A term used ironically to describe a list of things that are not in and of themselves wack, but rather are the opposite of wack. A true Wack List will prompt a reader to say, "What? It's so wack that this list is called a Wack List, because this list is AWESOME."

"Did you hear about the Oscar nominees? Now that is a wack list!"

by wacklistcaptain July 8, 2013