Wii

A console lost to time.

I loved the Wii.

by RedSaber9 March 11, 2022

Wii Theory

The theory that children of divorce almost always own a Wii

“Of course your parents are divorced! haven’t you heard of Wii Theory?”

by Shakespere4Real July 25, 2025

Wii pornography

When somebody draws Rule 34 of a Wii console.

''I'm going to draw Wii pornography.''
''Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.''

by zoosfoonderboolt July 29, 2025

Wii-Sportssexual

A sexual or romantic orientation characterized by a strong attraction to Wii Sports, its gameplay, or the experiences associated with it. A person who experiences deep emotional or physical connection through interactions within Wii Sports, influencing their romantic or sexual identity.

1. As a Wii-Sportssexual, Alex finds the most joy and connection in relationships that involve shared matches of Wii Sports.
2. Jamie realized they were Wii-Sportssexual when they felt a deeper attraction during an intense Wii Tennis match than on any traditional date.
3. "I’m not really into dating apps," Sam said. "I’m Wii-Sportssexual—I need to see how you play before I catch feelings."

by LULALOVER February 1, 2025

evil wii

the highly experimental and rare version of the Nintendo Wii that, instead of playing games, will play games and kill your whole family, steal your motion, and ensure you have absolutely zero bitches.

Person 1: Hey, dude, what are you doing?
Person 2: Oh, just using my Evil Wii.
Person 1: Oh, damn, my bad, gang, proceed.

by INEEDMORESLOP February 8, 2025

Wii Backdoor Swing

The act of taking a Nintendo Wii-mote and shoving it up your friends asshole, then lifting them up and using them as a WIi-mote.

"Dude, this games way too hard. Let me do the Wii Backdoor Swing to make this game a little harder."

by SkibidiSigma87 February 20, 2025

Searching up Wii sports on vimeo

Something you should not do!
The thing that comes up is bad

Person 1: Don't go searching up Wii sports on Vimeo because it bad what u see
Person 2: Ok bruh I'm doing it
Person 1: NO!
Person 3: It's not that bad!
(WORLD EXPLODES)

by Catsumi June 11, 2023