vampire flower

It is a character from pvz GW2 that is THE HOTTEST THING IN THE PVZ UNIVERSE.

Vampire flower is the hottest thing ever

by Super multi ball August 30, 2023

The Head Vampire

A vampire that replenishes it's unholy energy by sucking dick instead of sucking blood like a normal vampire.

"The Head Vampire? Like you're the king of all of the vampires?"

"No! I come to suck your dick!"

by CharlesWestingfield February 10, 2021

Vampire Wanding

The act of freezing a mould of period blood into a phallic shape to then use as a dildo.

Oh Rachel my dear you do seem to have a particularly heavy flow this month. We should try that vampire wanding I keep hearing about! I’ll get the lollipop sticks.

by Wise and experienced June 2, 2023

Mexican vampire

A Mexican who is too white for their race

Oh look at that Mexican vampire

by Lolisuded1 November 29, 2018

vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.

The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.

by God moment March 13, 2021

Vampire Special

When your girl is on her period and you eat her out. After your done you’ll have a bunch of period blood on your face.

Chad: hey shawty your looking sexy today. Can I eat that pussy?
Girlfriend: yea but I’m in my period.

Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you the vampire special!

by the Trump Administration November 27, 2020

VAMPIRE PEN

A “vampire pen” is slang or code for a needle or syringe that one would use to get blood return from your vein.

I ordered 200 boxes of “vampire pens” from the needle exchange. My mom uses “vampire pens” every day for her insulin. My friend uses “vampire pens” to administer testosterone

by BostonEmily June 24, 2022