michael

michael is a tall ass tree who has a broken sense of humor and is big brain

"michael jackson go hehee"

by Amikko yuygfdghjn September 10, 2020

michael

Fur's massage man

fur: michael is my massage man
ellz: hold up lemme have a word with him
*michael runs into a forest*
Fur: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

by Hxwellz October 15, 2020

Michael

A half asian half white kid runs stop signs and laughs at the word barbeque sauce, and gets saved by the coolest person in the world from a severe car crash.

your being such a michael!

by XxricyxX April 9, 2011

Michael

A man often known as a slut. One who always gets bottom during sex

That slut Michael had sex again, and he was on the bottom

by Harriet Joness September 1, 2013

Michael

A gay Kid with autism who needs even more help cuz he has aids and ADHD

Michael stop fucking that cat

by FAGGIMUSTOWN2018 May 25, 2018

Michael

A boy who is tall, skinny and not that cute, but still attractive. Funny and a nerd, he often makes silly but cute mistakes, and has questionable fashion choices. He is inmuture but sensible at the same time and always a dork. Loves all manners of nerd movies like Doctor Who and Lord of the Rings. Usually homeschooled.

Me: Michael, what are you doing?
Micheal: building a TARDIS.

by OriginalSquidney June 14, 2015

Michael

Usually blonde or brunette. A sweet and genuine guy when you're alone with him. But tends to be at least a little different when both you are around other people. Good taste in music. Drummer. On the other hand, he cheats and makes out with most of the color guard as well as others. Has a girl best friend. His best friend seems to have a major crush on him but won't admit it.

Person: Michael's a good kisser but can't go out with him since he cheats.

by KarliSteph April 17, 2013