Cock in Law

When multiple men have had sex with the same woman.

Damn Tommy Mac, you banged her too? I guess that makes us cock in laws cause I tore that pussy up!!

by Quindlen Rules July 9, 2011

Hobbit Law

Law that is introduced as a knee jerk reaction, usually to erode the rights at work of people at work.

the Employment Relations (Film Production Work) Amendment Bill introduced to the NZ parliament on October 28, 2010 is being called The Hobbit Law. It seeks to make all film industry workers contractors by default.

by TALLYsmall October 28, 2010

Wolfe's Law

The principal that under the current defintion of homosexuality, you are permitted to check out another male for 8 seconds fully clothed, 6 seconds shirtless or a quick glance if all Wang's are shown.

Dude, that shirtless guy is so hot! Anddddd, now he's not. Wolfe's Law.

by Bigbustycoons November 29, 2014

Vyatka's law

If a song on YouTube become related to TNO (a famous HOI4 mod), the comment section will soon be invaded by the TNO fandom (especially if it's about a Russian reunification theme).

Typical comments under "cadets of the nikolaev school" :

Comment A : "Based vyatka"

Comment B : "Vladimir III moment !!"

Comment C : "vyatka's law : (definition)"

by Konan.M November 20, 2021

Bibarel's Law

A step up from “Bidoof's law”, Bibarel’s law states that there will never be anything more joyous and repulsive than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to loli or otherwise underaged hentai characters”.

"Bibarel's Law strikes again."

by the elder gods April 7, 2020

Ferrells Law

Ferrells law is the theory that any and every conversation will eventually contain some type of Will Ferrell reference. Weather it’s a direct quote or reference to a Will Ferrell movie. The quote does not have to be an exact quote. It can also be a play off of a Will Ferrell quote:

Shawn: We need more beer.
Jason: I’ve got a fever! And the only prescription is more beer!

(This is an example of an in-direct application of Ferrells law, because it references a skit that contains Will Ferrell)

Shawn: We have no beer
Jason: You sit on a throne of lies:”!
Benjamin: I actually have more beer.
Jason: You’re my boy Blue!
(This is an example of a direct application of Ferrells Law, because it utilizes direct Will Ferrell quotes)

Any Party:

He’s Gonna do one!
We’re going streaking!
It’s so good! Once it touches your lips it’s so good!
Did we just become best friends? Yep!

There is literally no end to examples

by JRollz5722 September 11, 2019

Carlin's Law

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

― George Carlin

You are an average person, be happy, according to Carlin's Law, it could be much worse!

by ruralnoob May 5, 2021