A person that likely thinks to highly of themselves and like to flex that he is much better than you at valorant (gets carried by radiant smurfs all day) this person usually gets no hoes. Even when he does its not true love. Just a little dumbass trying to get valorant skins.Mostly gets good grades but still has no irl friends. When he does its only because he is the person that invites himself to the boy meetup without asking the others. Takes 47 minutes to shower because it take him 3 for every fat layer. Acts gay in the friend group so he doesnt get kicked out
by niggassitonmyballs February 2, 2022
Get the evamug. How can one begin to describe perfection? I guess with one word, Eva.
She is smart, kind and so goddamn funny. She will get inside your head and thoughts, like a witch of legend. For good or bad reasons she will change your life. A chaotic force, so gorgeous in it's effort, makes me smile at the thought
She beauty is both graviting, timeless, and electrifying. She has a presence that is both alluring and calming. Her voice alone is sweet and breezy. Her laugh is enough to make a blind man blush. Her friends respect, love and envy her all at once. Men would destroy their lives just for a chance to have dinner with her for one night.
She will be happy and, regardless of others personal desire. As it should be. Just thinking of her joy alone is enough for anyone to die happy. I am grateful for the chance of knowing her.
If others do better do! She's the best their is or ever will be, period. Their is no debate.
She is smart, kind and so goddamn funny. She will get inside your head and thoughts, like a witch of legend. For good or bad reasons she will change your life. A chaotic force, so gorgeous in it's effort, makes me smile at the thought
She beauty is both graviting, timeless, and electrifying. She has a presence that is both alluring and calming. Her voice alone is sweet and breezy. Her laugh is enough to make a blind man blush. Her friends respect, love and envy her all at once. Men would destroy their lives just for a chance to have dinner with her for one night.
She will be happy and, regardless of others personal desire. As it should be. Just thinking of her joy alone is enough for anyone to die happy. I am grateful for the chance of knowing her.
If others do better do! She's the best their is or ever will be, period. Their is no debate.
by Hungarian Gypsy April 18, 2025
Get the Evamug. Eva is a beautiful small woman, that has green eyes and dark brown hair. She loves to help other people and never judge anybody unless they did something really really bad. If you have an Woman named Eva in your life, never let go of her cause she will make your life so much better. She will bring the lightning in eyes back, as you had as a little kid. She is funny, kind, smart, sexy and one of the most beautiful girls you probably will ever see.
Someone: Who is that girl over there?
Bestfriend: that's Eva, my bestfriend
Someone: dayummmn shes hot!
Bestfriend: ouh hell yhea, she is!!
Bestfriend: that's Eva, my bestfriend
Someone: dayummmn shes hot!
Bestfriend: ouh hell yhea, she is!!
by 0909080757 November 20, 2021
Get the Evamug. Usually known for how she expels cringe. She tries to put it all on you, so you’re seen to be worse.
by Don’t bother looking me up October 24, 2019
Get the Evamug. 
A spoiled snobby bitch. This ragity ass hoe doesn't have a life of her own so she makes drama with everyone. She likes to think she has more friends than you but they are just as fake as her.
by Tesstickles08 April 16, 2020
Get the Evamug. by A wierd anime fan January 15, 2022
Get the Eva luitersmug.