This teacher is a Mr Dave
by BRUHHHHHHHHbloodyhell November 02, 2020
A rare sub-species of IT guy. Often found in a makeshift lair under a computer desk, likes apathetic lions and striped shirts. Possessed of an inexplicable urge to feed people, possibly to keep them away from his lair.
Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.
Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.
Random person: "Holy crap! What's that guy doing?!"
Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."
Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."
by eBay_is_awesome November 09, 2010
by Chase1263070 December 29, 2013
Dave dog. SHe choofs down durrys like its fucking gonna save her life. She once rolled moffdog for his tns when he wasnt looking. Every 5 minutes she goes for a dart in the school toilets but gets caught and suspended. She rolled the principal and only got 3 day Internal. Her and keldog were a thing but then she got rolled by Keldog. She is not liked because she grew up in Paradise then move to Elizabeth Downs at 5 years old where she rolled otr for some smokes. she is fucking crazy when its comes to Smokes. SHe once walked around Davoren and got jumped then went straight for a Rage at keldogs
by kel dog October 21, 2021
The most basic guy on the block, he tends to be the most basic person ever to exist, that is not an insult, if you've been crowned Basic Dave, you're a legend :)
hey, you see Basic Dave, I heard he's so basic, he drives a ford fiesta but overall he's an amazing guy
by Cis Knight Alex October 10, 2019