shag ache

A term used for a man or woman who you want to have sex with but who you find annoying!

'He is doing my head in he is such a shag ache'

by JlD82 September 20, 2016

stealth shag

Having sex silently, so as to avoid causing irreparable emotional trauma to their children.

My parents don't stealth shag. I wish I was deaf.

by Something Amusing October 26, 2013

shag

to “shag” someone it means to fight, if someone says they want to shag you that means the want to fight you so prepare

person 1: i’m gonna shag micheal
person 2: oh no i hope you win the shag

by Meliketiddies May 27, 2023

shagged and dashed

when you meet someone, have sex with them and leave straight after the sex is finished.

michael: yo how was yesterday!
me: i met this girl we shagged and then i dashed!

mum: i hope you have never shagged and dashed anyone!!!

by topshagger12345678 April 12, 2022

shag or bag

To have sexual relations for one time or to make one ones own

"X for shag or bag"

by Lexifyy July 1, 2017

april panic shagging

Feeling or better yet busting a nut on girlfriend or family

How did you spend your holiday John
A bit of April panic shagging to my mom

by Midgeplayes October 1, 2018

shag

a horny teen that wants to play minecraft

guy 1-yo, you want to shag

guy 2-yeah i've been meaning to go on minecraft

by whymydadleave? February 4, 2019