by Shawn06969 May 09, 2017
A creamy runner is a sexual act of pulling out before ejaculation, finishing under the girl's feet, and having her slip while running to the bathroom to clean her feet up.
Person 1: "Dude, Stacy got a concussion when she hit her head on the sink after I gave her a creamy runner."
Person 2: "Shit man that's insane I hope she's okay."
Person 2: "Shit man that's insane I hope she's okay."
by Creamy Creamer March 11, 2020
When you're running, and the song you're listening to on your Ipod is really good, so you bust a move when no one's looking.
Tony goes for his morning jog, and is listening to an upbeat pop song. When it gets to the chorus, he swerves his head from side to side, attempting the Runner's groove.
by outerspacegrrl August 01, 2012
This is an extremely well-known phenomenon among the mentally gifted. Those who are more mentally capable than their peers have a larger than average tumor in their skull. This tumor, due to its size and maliciousness is capable of doing more damage to the prodigies' brains than the average person. This occurs when these individuals leave the safety of their bed and are exposed to overly dynamic activities such as running, jumping, or the horrible agony of HIIT. Therefore, experts advise these gifted individuals not to expose themselves to any of these dangers. Highly common symptoms of such a tumor are headaches and/or laziness developing during or after the individual commits the sin of performing any of the above-mentioned endeavors.
by breadakita December 21, 2020
by ChingChongYourCatIsGone January 14, 2021
A person who is some times typically "homeless" or skips/runs to another city or town and camps for awhile then moves on.
(Aka like "Forrest Gump"....when he ran across the country except a lot slower and homeless.)
(Aka like "Forrest Gump"....when he ran across the country except a lot slower and homeless.)
Hmmmm...I think I seen that homeless "Forrest Gump Runner" back in Athens not 50 miles from here a week ago.
by Joan-Nation June 25, 2021
The act of cutting a hole in a skateboard and laying down on it with your penis through the hole (while erect) and running your tip through the road.
Jake: “Yo wanna try and the Columbian Road Runner?”
Victor: “Nah man, I already tried it I gotta let it heal first.”
Victor: “Nah man, I already tried it I gotta let it heal first.”
by Ballin with your balls December 13, 2024