Lemon grabbing

Someone who creeps on others or is considered a total spas

1 "what?! We lost the game?!??? Ahhhhh!!!"

"Quit lemon grabbing!!!"
2 *someone creeping on facebook*

"Your such a lemon grab!"

by Lmgangie December 7, 2012

Lemon Teasing

using the juice of a lemon to stimulate wounds on the vaginal/clitoral regions, caused by violent sex

Lemon Teasing - Halve a lemon, juice it and set aside. Perform brutal sex on your female partner until the pussy has been grated to show wounds. While wounds are fresh, pour the lemon juice over the gaping wounds. If vagina starts to fizz, stand back!

by Fruit Master Flexmatic December 9, 2008

puckered lemon

another term for what a persons anus looks like.

"you shut up or I'll blast your puckered lemon!"

by billy trinkets June 6, 2004

lemon squeeze

(n) The act of placing one's hand on the female breast and then rotating it alternately clockwise then anti-clockwise over the nipple (usually erect).

(v) Doing the action.

I gave my friendly neighbour a lemon squeeze this afternoon.

by lemons January 6, 2006

lemon swirlly

a regular swirlly except now, the bully has urinated in the toilet beforehand and the wimp receives a lemon swirlly.

bully: that little wimp's gonna get a lemon swirlly.

by mrburns1602 June 23, 2012

Lemon Swamp

A Lemon Tide is when you pee in a toilet several times a day without flushing it, eventually you will lure a victim into the foul-smelling bathroom and lock him in.

Guy 1: (leaves the bathroom for the eleventh time today without flushing)
Guy 2: (Walks into the bathroom)

Guy 1 then closes the bathroom door and barricades it shut

Guy 2: OMG LET ME OUT, THERES A LEMON SWAMP IN HERE!! OH GOD IM GONNA PASS OUT

Guy 1: hahahaha

by FPSMANBRANDO November 17, 2009

Manny Lemons

The best professional wrestler ever. If somebody calls you, "Manny Lemons" they are telling you that you are awesome and that you are a lemon god.

You are just like Manny Lemons, man.

by Rocketlauncher23 June 7, 2020