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Jordan

My absolute best friend in the entire world who is an incredible artist! I look up to her so much and she is always fun to be around. A super nerdy girl who rocks her style and has great taste in clothes ilysm
A show Jordan just recommended became my favourite she has such great taste!
by itsmyoppinion May 2, 2018
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Jordan

lies about his age
Jordan: I'm 16
Me: I'm 15
Jordan: jk I'm 15 I turn 16 this summer
by hvshbrown June 5, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan, shes a beautiful amazing wonderful human. But she's a cheater(watch out for that). She's very beautiful, sexy, and down for whatever. She will smoke yo smoke so yeah she cool. She doesn't like most but when she does she absolutely loves them. She talks to too many guys while y'all are dating. She's unfaithful, but damn she's beautiful.
Guy 1: you know Jordan

Guy 2: ya, y'all are dating right

Guy 1: not anymore she cheated on me
by N!GGA July 1, 2018
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Jordan

He looks like a girl and is inferior to all
by Chickenwaffle89 March 5, 2020
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Jordan

Jordan - An annoying short kid who will desperately deprive himself of jokes in hopes someone will laugh, which they rarely do. Also insanely obsessed with video games, and will usually have an expensive PC. And of course, was a hardcore Minecraft gamer at some point in their lives.
Guy 1: "Hey, you know that Jordan kid over ther-"
Guy 2: "Oh, him. Yeah, I don't wanna hear another one of his jokes. I do not want to relive that."
by Largeboi21 November 2, 2018
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Jordan

a fuckboi that is a P.O.S. and lies about everything
Christian: hey john, why didn’t Jordan show up to school today?
John: idk he’s probably skipping school , but i guarantee if you ask him why, he’ll make up a fake lie about how he was “sick”
by rotten pineapple January 17, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan is a girl with a slight orange tint to it she’s nice when u first meet her but then she will take advantage of you and be a bitch. She doesn’t care about money and will even steal it from her own mom and friends. She thinks she is very popular but that is not true she is a rude little girl and tends to hangout with Mias and also Hannahs. Never trust and jordan because she dates boys to get popular and dates black guys and curls her hair to be black when she is white and pale af and bad little freckled face not that much but is ugly. Just remember they are fake and never trustful NEVER TRUST THEM
Get away from her she is a brat, fake, and tries to act cute when she’s not, just like a Jordan
by jacquiim July 24, 2018
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