Jared

A guy who has a small knob and is a bell end and is the shittiest gamer ever.

D: OMG don’t be such a Jared

R: You saying I suck at this?

by 420DankShit December 1, 2018

jared

a boy who engulfs ballsacks or semen

Oh jared these nuts

by adamleancoma September 3, 2021

Jared Ellis

To humiliate someone by rejecting them publicly

Person 1: “Eww I don’t want him to bring me flowers”

Person 2: “Jared Ellis his ass!!”

by Keeks maleeks February 25, 2022

Jared

Some fat kid that supports Real Madrid. Some how he is very athletic and is also caring. He’s also very hot.

Yo here comes Jared

by FaustoSpursFan7 January 18, 2020

Jared

Jared is a tanned sexy radgie man who loves cocaine so much it’s sometimes all he thinks about , his penis is the fattest and biggest in all the land but sometimes seems to be a problem when it comes to small girls … he always loves to shuffle and do stupid things that he doesn’t think about

“Fuck sake what is jared doing ….”
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by Sexy brunette girl November 23, 2021

Jared

a dick who makes you do everything and is socially a 13 year old in a skinny asshole body

You finally broke up with Jared!

by yeudeudkdksksksk December 5, 2019

Jared

Everyone likes jArEd, jAreD is so facking cooll, not gay at all

Discord status: I like Jared

by Blox Crunch July 21, 2020