Taking a Jared

A 10-12 minute break consisting of a red bull and a cigarette.

“Hey did Joe fax that report over to corporate?”

“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared”

by 3little3series November 5, 2020

National Attack Jared Block Day

November 6th: A day where Jared Block can be attacked verbally in any way shape or form as long as there is no physical violence involved.

So glad to be alive on this day, National Attack Jared Block Day, where we can call Jared any mean name in the book and not be reprimanded. #thankful

by laparth November 5, 2020

National Attack Jared Block Day

November 6th: A day where any verbal attack on Jared R. Block is permitted as long as no physical harm is done.

Glad to be alive on National Attack Jared Block Day! I've been waiting all year to attack that annoying man baby!

by laparth November 5, 2020

Jared

a bitch.

I talked to the new kid Jared today he's such a SALLY

by emmac53 October 16, 2020

jared leto

An American actor and musician.

Jared Leto.

by gdinelli April 10, 2017

jared richardson

Jared Richardson is a cuckold that enjoys watching his wife get railed on Tuesday night's. He capes through his ass on Wednesday night's. Then Thursday he meets with the ladies for their book club meeting.

" wow, do you see Jared Richardson over there? What a cuck!"

by [e-mail] April 27, 2017

Jared

a crippled moron

Hey look at that T-Rex, I bet it's name is Jared.

by Chicken50Nuggs October 7, 2017