Chris

Chris is just an ass hole, he doesn’t deserve anyone or anything, so girls I might wanna stay away👍 He fucks people in the toilets and as a great person once said “ he’s a man whore” Chris is very blunt and certainly not sweet. Whatever you do, don’t get attached to Chris, he will let u down no matter how hard he tries

“Wow there’s a guy over there losing his virginity in a toilet, stupid ‘Chris’

by Feck me m8 February 24, 2019

Chris

Chris is the best guy friend you could ever ask for. He will spoil you when you are having a bad day and he is willing to travel as far as he needs to in order to make you happy. He is the most caring person that you will ever meet. Although you might not have known him for a long time don’t underestimate the amount of impact he will have on your life. Chris is super funny and amazing to be around. You can’t have a bad day when you are with Chris.

Today is gonna be amazing, Chris is coming.

by chris’bff August 9, 2019

Chris

a cheating, lying, manipulative asshole with no life at all, he gave away the only goof thing in his life and traded her for a thot that thinks tiktok is still musical.ly he's a dumb bitch that gives hicks to his girlfriend and calls his ex just to make her hate herself. he's a dickhead

who's that?/
oh thats Chris stay away/

by thatsprettylitpeppa February 2, 2020

Chris

Some cunt who uses an S10+ and molests children

Yo did you see that guy Chris, he touched my son

by Bruce Garcia April 19, 2019

Chris

A lonely man who never has any friends, usually someone who is an asshole and tries way too hard to get a girlfriend. He usually will act like a badass even though he is a weak man. It is common for people with this name to be in a Choir or in Gym although he doesn't actually try.

Man Chris tries way too hard.

by Not-A-Chris March 25, 2018

Chris

A ferret looking child who’s girl friend doesn’t like him because he has a small dick

Chris has a baby dick

by Ttopacosta January 31, 2018

Chris

at first comes off as a pretty nice person. but once you get to know him he talks shit about everyone. always ends on bad terms. only has a couple weird friends but acts like he’s the shit. overall one of the most selfish people i’ve ever met and i’ve never been so happy for someone to be cut out of my life completely. :)

Person 1: omg I met the biggest asshole today. He called me fat and told me I was a hoe.
Person 2: oh, it must’ve been chris. Hes an irrelevant piece of shit

by glittergurl1234 June 13, 2018