Burner Marriage

A marriage that ends abruptly before any permanent entanglements like kids or joint property.

Friend 1: How’s Justin & Maddy doing?
Friend 2: Totally on the rocks! He’s already moved out. Burner Marriage…

by ten nine? June 8, 2024

Burner

A person who is below average, and even upon further inspection still does not posses talents or useful knowledge.

A synonym for waste of space, and generally used as hyperbole in conversation. In the same way, it’s essentially just a derogatory way of describing a person as useless.

Of course, this is why it’s put in this sense. The word burner at its core is just a way of alluding to how useless they are, as if they existed only to burn out like a cigarette.

“God, you’re such a burner.”

“I hate burners…”

by FictionalBiscuits October 20, 2023

seat burner

The act of farting in a chair and producing a loud fart.

he is 100% guilty of unleashing that seat burner.

by marco28793 June 16, 2022

Burner

A graffiti artist.

Did you see the piece some burner put up on the overpass?

by agento June 19, 2021

Burner

One who poops in line at a discount supermarket instead of farting, and stays in line.

Tina is such a mess. She did a burner on line at the Associated supermarket and she didn't even go home right away. She stayed in line, posted about it and bought her taco mix anyway.

by bighunkk July 16, 2016

burner

Slang for "gun"

Rapper: Somethin' might... Boof, baow, baow, run with a burner
Lyric of Attempted 2.0 - AM

by Exless November 7, 2020

Burner

A person who uses you for everything you have in regards to getting high and drunk. You'll know you've found one when you wake up in the morning and they're still sleeping on your couch.

Don't have a baby with a burner. Just good advice.

by Dirt Lucky September 27, 2021