Alaskan Baptism

Having sex on a frozen lake, preferably on one in Alaska
"Man, my butt got stuck to the ice during that Alaskan Baptism."
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Alaskan Alarm Clock

The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on them.
Rip Van Winkle would not wake up until he received an Alaskan Alarm Clock.
by Chief Ten Peckers February 15, 2010
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Alaskan Bull Rider

When you cum on a spaghetti noodle and make someone put it in their nose and make them pull it out of their mouth. After, they must run naked through the city screaming the n word with cum dripping noodles hanging from her mouth. Then, they must find and have sex with a 82 year old man and hibernate in his saggy balls for a week
“Hey Girls Wanna do the Alaskan Bull Rider?”
No I’m fucking 9 years old”
by FATNIGGABALLS HD December 29, 2020
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alaskan dumpster dive

When you take an Eskimo and feed him/her your trash in turn having them regurgitate it on you and you both slide on eachother's puke-covered body like a dumpster dive
When you go to Ancorage next week, as the natives about an Alaskan dumpster dive, it's a fun time ;)
by Bigguyty November 13, 2014
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Alaskan Drip Cake

The act of unloading a creampie into a womans steaming clam to where the jizz freezes when it comes into contact with the sub zero temperatures.
"While on Vacation in the Alps, Stacey and I snuck off the trail and decided to bang one out to get warm.. She begged for a cream pie, but it was so cold that she got an Alaskan Drip Cake instead! "
by Ricky Diamond August 20, 2021
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alaskan blow horn

When you blow your load on your partner in 0 degree weather. Also you cum freezes on your partner leaving irritation
by Donaldberman14 November 19, 2014
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Alaskan Spider Monkey

The act of filling a vagina with ice and then having sex with it.
Stan had a very cold dick after doing an alaskan spider monkey.
by jps123456 June 02, 2011
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