The Technique

A system perfected by JP for the oral pleasure of a woman. involved "stirring the pussy with a finger" and giving the clit a "blow job."

Damn, JP did the technique on that woman and almost knocked her out. She came so hard, her head turned purple and her pussy pucker for an hour.

by Zinger May 14, 2003

Turd in Sock Technique

The act of one removing a turd from the toilet, and placing it down in one's sock - in fear of informing others that one has committed Number 2 in a public restroom.

Johnny practiced Turd in Sock Technique last week when the 4th graders had to use the 1st grade bathroom, and instead of flushing his turd down the toilet, he instead put the evidence in his sock...the rest of the day.

by meatracks November 6, 2009

Technical Difficulties

When you play a "Trolling" song on TurnTable.fm and you want to piss the people in that lobby off.

Person 1: (Song going into Troll Mode) Whoops! Technical Difficulties!

Person 2: SKIP

Person 3: GET THIS SHIT OFF THE STAGE

Person 1: Sorry about that. Just because I was having some Technical Difficulties didn't mean you had to boot me off stage!

by FREEBIRD REVOLUTION April 19, 2013

japo-technical

Someone who is japo-technical knows that hara-kiri is the slang term for sepuku. Usually a super-geek who founded the school japanimation club and went on to write his own American anime cartoon series, only to find out that not even children will watch that shit. Japo-technical is a highly derrogatory term deserving only the basest of geeks.

"Excuse me, the term wakishashi is only to be used formally. The more common name, shoto, is much more appropriate in most circumstances, and I'd appreciate if you didn't give me a wedgie."

"Stop being so japo-technical, geek."

by Scody October 23, 2005

Sussex County Technical School

Technical School in Sussex County filled with rednecks and weird people from weird towns. No one here is normal. Beware of adding guys on snap, all they want is nudes, but the girls are hoes so it works out. People smell like gasoline, weed, or really strong perfume girls obsessively spray on their boyfriend. Beware of YEEYEE guys.

Hey bro! You go to Sussex County Technical School? OH SHIT. I don’t want to be your friend if you go there. Actually, have any weed or hoes I can have?

by AnonymousMom432 December 18, 2020

technical

(a slangized term from my man Iver, though he didn't think to put it in here) Use in place of the words cool, sweet, awesome, etc. Note: it has nothing to do with the subject being actually technical, or anything to do with technical things possibly being cool. The word is THAT slangized.

Dude, that car's ghost flame paintjob is technical.

by macustud January 14, 2004

alexander technique

Indispensable therapy for all A-List celebrities. The best way to arch your shoulders back to make them look narrower (though this is not the technique's intended aim), and the breast and chest puff forward like a cockerel. You can't walk the red carpet in any other way.

Mark: That girl walks like a rooster!
Mireille: No Mark, it's just a horrible attempt at an Alexander Technique.

by Mark MacDougall May 8, 2006