Taste test

When do you think your missus has cheated on you on a night out so just to be sure, you go down on her when she gets home

I was proper paranoid the wife had got with somebody else at her school reunion

Why?

She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick

How did that go?? Was she clean?

Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss

by Le on January 26, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>Cocaine Taste Like Moist Genitals<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

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THREE TASTE BUD SYSTEMS

YOUR ORAL TONGUE TASTE BUDS, TESTICLES, AMD ASSHOLE are them.

You are not going to believe this but because we have THREE TASTE BUD SYSTEMS there is going to be more DEFINITION to SEXUAL BEHAVIOR thanks to this and pretty much you would attribute this to our quite complex NERVE ENDINGS on these areas. Do you think FEMALES have THREE TASTE BUD SYSTEMS or jus((⁷

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 7, 2021

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taste your braces

To taste one’s braces means to make out with someone who has braces, pretty self explanatory.

Person 1: Hey person 3, person 2 wants to taste your braces!
Person 2: oh shut the fuck up, person 1.
Person 3: I’m down
Person 2: oh okay then
(This actually happened with a group of friends irl but spoilers, no making out actually happened)

by qveenhopeless May 6, 2018

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tasting someone's cooking

A euphemism used to describe consuming someone's ejaculate.

Hey Martha, where were you last night? Tasting someone's cooking? ;)

by englebert0749 June 28, 2022

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Taste like cardboard

Stiffness in texture or taste “appetite left” .

It's a comparison. They're not saying it is literally inedible, they're saying it tastes similar to something inedible

Her “Pussy taste like Cardboard “..

Them taste testers taste like cardboard 🤢🤮

by Dcmarylandvirginia December 31, 2022

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