going to the mall

Teary eyed, you take the opportunity with hope in your mouth to reach out and grab (and hold firmly) the double ended dildo which penetrates two subjgated liars before you

"Oh hey brian what are you doing today?"
"Oh you know, just going to the mall"
"Woah buddy, thats a good opportunity to take hold of"
"It tears me up to think I could and wouldn't brian, to think I could and wouldn't"

In the moment she saw before her, another opportunity of 'going to the mall', and took it, welling up in proud hope and honor at the gift she had been given

by PatchyScratchy July 13, 2025

mall madness

electronic board game involving a two-story mall made of cardboard and lots of skill.

"yo, sara, wanna play mall madness?"

"yeah, if you wanna get pwnd!!"

by mgsrj January 5, 2008

Maserati Mall Rat

One who resides in a mall for at least one month to obtain a Maserati.

"Oh he's a dirty Maserati Mall Rat stay away from him Timmy."

by Z@NDER April 29, 2024

mall sprawl

When a shopping center becomes practically a city in its own right by continually expanding.

The increasing mall sprawl has disrupted wildlife and archaeological sites and there is nothing we can do about it, as Americans are hell bent on shopping.

by amesababe December 20, 2010

Mall

a codename for a crush, corrolating with some nicknames and past conversations with said crush

Mickenna: Mall is so cute!!
Rbeecca: Ew, no!

by Mrs. Patrick Pobiak March 5, 2023

Mall Metal

Linkin Park, Disturbed, Five Finger Death Punch

That radio station is so mall metal.

by Posersmustdie July 28, 2022

Mall

another term for the game pall-mall.

"The town's annual mall competition was a huge success, with participants from all over the region competing for the title of champion."

by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025