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Eastland Mall

A mall that at one time didn't need new life on site, since people loved going there and skating at the ice rink. There is nothing that will replace it, no matter what gets built there now. Somebody thought it would be better if it crumbled than if it was still standing, and people allowed it to happen, the same way they did Thunder Road.
Eastland Mall didn't really need to be lost, and there's not anything they could build that would replace it. Sometimes something was already done right once, then somebody came along trying to destroy it, and it won't ever be right again, it's gone.
by Solid Mantis May 1, 2021
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mall madness

electronic board game involving a two-story mall made of cardboard and lots of skill.
"yo, sara, wanna play mall madness?"

"yeah, if you wanna get pwnd!!"
by mgsrj January 5, 2008
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Mall goth

A hateful word full of prejudice and stereotypes, used against younger people, who are yet not really achieve the aesthetic of goth and know its own kind of music. These batlings are mostly newcomers to the alternative subcultures, cannot really divide their fashion styles, and usually buy stuff from cheaper mall stores. Instead of educating and giving help, this word is most likely responsible for turning off these young people from finding their own true path in the alternative scene.
Oh man, look at all those annoying mall goths in front of the hot topic.
by Septienna July 5, 2017
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dead mall theory

Dead Mall Theory posits a multifaceted critique of modern
consumerism and the evolving landscape of digital and
physical spaces. Drawing inspiration from the eerie aesthetic
of the Backrooms and the nostalgic satire of vaporwave
Micro-culture, it explores the decline of traditional malls
as emblematic of broader societal shifts.
At its core, Dead Mall Theory echoes the sentiment of the
Dead Internet Theory, suggesting that just as malls become
"dead" when anchor stores vanish, online spaces are
increasingly dominated by bots and AI-generated content,
displacing genuine human interaction and agency. This
convergence reflects the erosion of authentic connection
and the commodification of both physical and virtual
environments under the pressures of mass production and
consumer capitalism.
Furthermore, Dead Mall Theory incorporates critiques of
materialism highlighting the societal consequences of
prioritizing acquisition and consumption over meaningful
experiences and relationships. Recent events have
accelerated these trends, pushing more people towards
virtual engagement and rendering certain physical spaces
obsolete. What will thenext generation be lacking as a result?
In essence, Dead Mall Theory serves as a commentary on the
intersection of economics, technology, and culture,
illustrating how the decline of malls mirrors broader shifts
in societal values and the evolving nature of public spaces
in the digital age.
The arcade is gone and i'm the only one in the foodcourt, Dead Mall Theory is in full effect here!
by Nukem6 May 31, 2024
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Boulevard Mall

When you have not shaved in a long time and then you fuck a bitch
Shit Girl! What I have a Boulevard Mall! What?
by Mike , Rich February 1, 2009
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going to the mall

Teary eyed, you take the opportunity with hope in your mouth to reach out and grab (and hold firmly) the double ended dildo which penetrates two subjgated liars before you

"Oh hey brian what are you doing today?"
"Oh you know, just going to the mall"
"Woah buddy, thats a good opportunity to take hold of"
"It tears me up to think I could and wouldn't brian, to think I could and wouldn't"
In the moment she saw before her, another opportunity of 'going to the mall', and took it, welling up in proud hope and honor at the gift she had been given
by PatchyScratchy July 13, 2025
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Malle

Malle is a name for a person who is super cool.
the name Malle is used for any gender.

Malle always knows how to score people, in a smooth way. Malle is understanding and is always ready for fun. Malle is not a common name in many countries.
hey! isn’t that Malle over there? the one who is super hot?
by Sugr November 21, 2021
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