Tea Bag Drag 

When tea bagging, you drag your balls across her face.

I gave Jenny the ol' tea bag drag!

Tea Bag Drag by mr. dutch rudder March 17, 2009

tea moo

A phrase invented by Kory and Maria which means "I love you." It is derived from the Spanish translation "Te Amo"

Kory: Do you ever stfu?
Maria: : Kory: [tea moo

tea moo by mreah December 10, 2007

tea-pee 

The incredibly long and satisfying pee you take after enjoying your morning cup of tea.

Hey Fred, my latest tea-pee lasted well over a minute. Dan in accounting came in after I started peeing, took a leak at the urinal next to me, washed his hands and left while I was still flowing.

tea-pee by MikeW88 March 27, 2009

Tea Hole 

A member of the Tea Party movement.

Those damn Tea Holes are ruining our Country!

Tea Hole by The Tea Hole August 22, 2011

tea bag 

the act of putting your balls onto someone's face while they are passed out or asleep.

"man dod you see him get tea bagged when he passed out at the party?"

tea bag by Leach242013 February 17, 2003

tea bitch 

A person of lower social class who's main role in life is to make tea for their piers. Usual female but can be male the "tea bitch" has little or nothing useful to say about anything other than making tea. Katie and Elaine are the definitive tea bitches!

Get the kettle on tea bitch!

tea bitch by Jools March 4, 2004

Tea Drinkers

Individuals from the bottom rung of society who spend their time drinking obnoxious warm liquids made from whatever leaves they dig out from the backyards. Not only do these elitist degenerates revel in their hipster devotion to their sacred drink, but they derive unnecessary and somewhat discomforting joy out of discussing it. Widely considered the early signs of a future career as an unemployed vegan hippy, as they become even more entrenched in their cult-like appreciation of 'tree-semen', they tend to seclude themselves and exercise a self-imposed outcast from the rest of society.

"Shit dude, check out those tea drinkers over there."
"Ugh how can they drink that stuff. It looks gross. I should probably try it to find out..."
"Nah man, you don't want to become one of them... bloody hippies... probably eat vegan mousse too."

Tea Drinkers by socialelitist666 May 13, 2016