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olimar syndrome

a disease caused by zero fellacio after three days.

symptoms include strep throat, excessive coughing, weakening of body, vaginal dryness, dehydration and uncontrollable shaking. Loss of needle eye. laryngitis.

You can only contract Olimar syndrome after first fellacio.

Olimar syndrome makes you more susceptible to infertility, dementia, HPV, AIDS, syphilis, depression, Lyme disease, terminal leukaemia, Olimar disease also opens leukaemia to a stage 7. Charles Bonnet syndrome and meningitis. Opens diabetes to a stage 3. Schizophrenia.

If not treated correctly or in time, Olimar syndrome will kill you.

The only known treatment for Olimar syndrome is dick or extreme radiotherapy. Ingesting Hydrochloric Acid (HCl) has also seen to alleviate symptoms
Olivia: I aint ate that dick in 4 days!
Aliya & Umar: Gurl u finna get that Olimar syndrome. We needs to get Jason.
Olivia: I'm gonna fucking die you guys help me!!!
Aliya & Umar: fuck outta here all you need is dick!
by dr. dumptruck December 19, 2020
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Jerusalem Syndrome

1. A person exhibiting religious delusions, obsessions, compulsions or psychoses as a result of touring the holy city of Jerusalem. This person is said to have no previous history of mental problems, and most often these symptoms pass some time after leaving Israel.
2. May also be used to describe anyone becoming suddenly extremely religious, no matter where they live.
1. John went wacko while touring Jerusalem. He stood on the walls of the old city in his boxers and called the passers by to renounce all their worldly possessions. He got hospitalized in the nearest loony bin and got diagnosed as a severe case of Jerusalem syndrome.
2. Gina's got some form of Jerusalem syndrome. She's constantly going on about Christ and being saved and all that evangelical sh*t.
by twisted tiffany April 2, 2009
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Leotard Syndrome

Coming back from a dance class or other function and you really have to go to the bathroom but realize that you have not only tights and a leotard on...but your regular clothes that you have put on over it after dance.
Tim: why is Sally complaining bout going to the bathroom..there is one over there.

Sue: Its because she has leotard syndrome..she doesnt want to take all her clothes off.
by miumiu April 11, 2007
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WoW syndrome

A condition caused by addiction to an MMORPG such as World of Warcraft. Symptoms include lack of social activity, aversion to sunlight, and endless banter about the MMORPG to people who have no clue what you're talking about.
"Dude, have you seen John in the last month?"
"No, not since he started playing Guild Wars."
"Sounds like a bad case of WoW syndrome."
by Dugtrio17 July 30, 2008
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Osama Syndrome

A psych condition of religious fanatics in which they think God is only a bigger version of themselves and act accordingly.
He wanted to be a new Messiah, but his Osama Syndrome offended everyone.
by Techrex February 1, 2010
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Yuki Syndrome

When a character from a manga, anime, or other form of popular media breaks up with his/her lover for no apparent reason, often multiple times in a short period of time. The character with this alledged Yuki Syndrome is often of a cold and/or ass-ish personality.
Shuichi: "Hirooooo! Yuki broke up with me for the fiftieth time this week!!"
Hiro: "It's only Tuesday! He must have Yuki Syndrome."
by MHMMM MMMKAY November 20, 2009
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Duffers' Syndrome

A slang term for the very serious medical condition duphershypertrophy whereby the sufferer acquires over time excessive fatty tissues to the nasal region, giving the patient the not unpleasant features of a gnomish looking fellow; rosy cheeks from the strain of holding one's nose up all day, at times somewhat gormless facial expressions (which can be attributed to the drag-factor but more often can lead an innocent bystander unaware of the condition to conclude that the sufferer is possibly some sort of simpleton) and of course the ever-expanding, bulbous nose which grows and grows like in that fable about the enormous turnip...

Prognosis: Not good; rhinoplasty recommended.
What are you doing resting your nose on that snooker cue? Have you got Duffers' Syndrome or something?
by Mouldy123 April 3, 2011
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