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String Theory

Physicist (mathly genius) newly proposed dating theory, which explains women's descion making paridim selecting an intimate partner, when faced with an extreemly limited 'datable' population.

Youtube- Mathe Genius explains why women are now forced to date 'mid' men

Background information and math supporting this theory

1. Youtube- String theory Explained-What is the nature of Reality?

2. Youtube- What is a Fractal?(and what are they good for)

3. Youtube- The new best spirograph on the market

4. Youtube- Hyper realistic portraits with thread

5. Youtube- Son Lux Change is Everything
You had any luck with men lately?

No they're a lot of low cards in that hand? You?

I've worked out the mathly on the string theory of dating and I'm optimistic.
by Modern Women August 25, 2025
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play the 5-string

I heard there are a lot of guys who like to play the 5-string at the electric cowboy.
by James Loftis January 23, 2009
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String Slip

When a musician who plays a stringed instrument accidentally skips a few parts/loses track of progress in a musical piece/score due to the obsession to that other part that they skipped to in a musical piece.
I was playing Tchaikovsky's 4 Seasons on my violin; I loved that fast allegretto so much because it sounded so difficult yet so elegant and pleasant at the same time. Whilst playing that fast allegretto part, I realized I was rushing and that I skipped a few measures ahead of my other fellow musicians, and so the mistake embarrassed me and caused me to return back to the pace of the other musicians, which was no easy task, and since they were playing so quickly, I had to follow the cue with much difficulty. This is the worst String Slip of my life!!
by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022
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string beaned

the act of dangling ones tampon string on the forehead of another individual. This action is then followed by the repeated side by side motion of the string.
She pulled her pants down and string beaned her boyfriend while he has passed out
by brownt69 March 4, 2014
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Sausage String

When a male's bottoms are not wide enough around the genital area, causing the penis and/or scrotum falling out the side.
Steve: "Jeff, look at Jim! he's got a major sausage string!"
Jeff: "Ew, you're right. he needs bigger boxers"
by Ronale B June 29, 2016
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string fart

A string fart, much like a string bet in poker, when a player pushes a bet out and returns to their stack for more chips to push out adding to their original bet. A string fart is when you fart and another fart arrives in rapid fashion. This phonomonia can continue ad nauseam.
Darren was string farting as he walked to the shitter at the bar.
by Sheronimo June 8, 2017
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Chess String

A sexual act where you string every piece of a chess set together like anal beads and slowly slide them into your lover.
For every unique piece you have to make love in a unique position, much like actual chess its VERY time consuming.
"I spent like FIVE HOURS chess stringing this weekend... I am wiped out!"
by LadyFuckwad April 30, 2020
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