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Rei Strike 

A strange red haired woman with a bad mouth

Person 1: Did you hear what that redhead said to that woman?

Person 2: No, what she say?

Person 1: She said "Go suck your mum, you absolute whore"

Person 2: Shes definitely called R
Person 1: Did you hear what that redhead said to that woman?

Person 2: No, what she say?

Person 1: She said "Go suck your mum, you absolute whore"

Person 2: Shes definitely called Rei Strike
Rei Strike by Lesbian.fuckass September 4, 2021
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Simian Strike 

(n). When you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business. A euphemism for a monkey punch.
That stupid bitch got pissed when I gave her a simian strike last night, and she said just for that I cannot tea bag her anymore
Simian Strike by MonkeyPuncher October 4, 2021

Simian strike 

When you are about to slam a woman from behind, but instead you fist it with an uppercut.
"She was waiting for me to put it in and instead I went all simian strike on her"
Simian strike by TheBiggestHead October 5, 2021

counter strike : Global Offensive 

this game makes you want to fucking die because ping bad
Wesley : Get on Counter Strike : Global Offensive!
Caleb : Ughhhhh, the ping will be bad jewtard!

Jack Strike 

A particularly vicious type of sucker punch in which the attacker instantly charges or springs up immediately with a hard punch, slap, shove or other blow done with little to no hesitation or warning to it’s victim. Often an instant K.O., a jack strike can come from either standing, sitting, or lying down positions.
Inmate1: Get the fuck up and fi-
Inmate 2: springs up off bunk and jack strikes inmate 1 with punch laying him out on floor mid sentence
Jack Strike by NeonMirror October 8, 2021

lee strike

Random articles of refuse left behind by a certain coworker
“Who left this shit in my work area?”
Dude, you just got hit with a Lee strike!”
lee strike by Gspot-gman October 29, 2021

Counter Strike (CS) 

Mixing Cocaine and Speed, and snort it from an iphone.
What's the menu today?
What about Counter Strike (CS)?
Sure, do you need a card?
Counter Strike (CS) by Zzigg November 23, 2021