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spanish armada

After doing someone in the ass, pull out and wipe it across their face before they suck you off. Before busting, pull out and shoot it in their eye. Upon taking it in the eye they will grunt or exclaim "arrr." When they try to get up to come after you, kick them in the shin so they stump after you like a grumpy old spanish sea captain (a la the spanish mustach you left from the previous cock slap). Commence to laughing insanely while doing this for maximum pleasure.
Man, I pulled a trifecta on this hot bitch and got her to let me do a spanish armada on her skanky ass!
by Mooj and Cal December 7, 2006
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Walking Spanish

the sexiest most kick ass band in the entire world. they not only knock your socks off, they melt faces and make you want to rip your clothes off. Known for making straight men gay, this dynamic trio will go down in history.
by wsfan April 11, 2008
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spanish inquisition

When you are at a strip club and the stripper has her back to you & you attempt to grab one of her breasts by reaching through her legs.
I was at Chicks n' Beer in Rosarito and this stripper was dancing in front of me and my buddy Scott gave her the Spanish Inquisition. It was sweet!
by Jimboooo May 15, 2006
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spanioletta

The act of placing your erect penis between a girls huge tits and squeezing them together around your cock and sliding the tits up and down your shaft till you cum on her face and neck.
"man rachel has huge tits so i used them for spanioletta"
by Louigi February 20, 2008
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Spanish Rudder

Similar to the action of the Dutch Rudder. In this instance a male gets into the position of auto-falacio. Another person pushes up and down on that persons head, completing the action. This is known as the Spanish Rudder, or occasionaly the Ranish Spudder.
Dave received his best Spanish Rudder ever that evening.
by DeadWifeGuy August 15, 2009
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Spanish influence

when a person of not Spanish descent is physically attracted to a person of Spanish descent
mike: damn, did you see Lolita today?
joe: dude, it's just the Spanish influence kicking in
by conthebest December 5, 2009
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Spaniel Cocker

Used as a greeting in a derogatory manner. Meaning, "one who cocks spaniels."
Dog fucker
by yeti_detective August 26, 2010
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