spanish wet willie

like a wet willie, but it’s south of the border

dude, Christina is into some freaky shit last night she wanted to give me a spanish wet willie

by supafreeeeak March 12, 2020

Spanish Eric

Spanish Eric - Overview.
This is an alias for a tight arsed cunt with several properties in Spain. He will never holiday in these dwellings but will use them to take numerous solitary breaks.
Whilst taking a break he will constantly send photos (library) of everything he consumes, boring the shit out of his friends (worded very loosely)
Whilst sitting alone he pines for his UK friends, hoping that some will buy property near to one of his casa's, so that they can take photos of drinks and tapas together and go shopping for upside down pineapples.

Personality

He's a cunt.

Appearance

Spanish Eric

wears special order shorts that would turn dinghy back to Calais.

His choice of shorts are vulgar in appearance and one would think he wears them for a dare.

Perversions
Spanish Eric mostly enjoys singing opera to transvestites in the hope that once again he'll have a hard dick to play with.
Spending copious amounts of money (Sterling, and Euros) in titty bars when the trannies have retired is not usual.

Home life
When not stuck on the M62 Spanish Eric loves to spend time in his reading nook studying the history of Air fryers 2010-2024. He and his current wife Spanish Sarah have an ever growing collection of these heinous machines.
Seldom, in fact fucking never does he invited his friend to his UK residence.
Legend has it he keeps his parents locked in the attic and bleeds their pension money from them to spend on airport parking.

You can't wear those noncey shorts, you'll look like Spanish Eric

by anonymous June 28, 2024

Spanish Protest

To poo in someone's tent. Most commonly done at festivals.

Hahaha, I just took a Spanish Protest in Jim's tent!

by Woesch July 3, 2011

English or spanish

when you use this word the other person needs to repond

then you have to link this with a human action like first one to laugh,talk,move is gay you always have to put is gay at the end at all cost.

English or spanish. they respond -english. whoever moves first is gay

by HeckerLilbro June 17, 2024

The Spanish Finger

The Spanish Finger is a gesture given to someone who has been NAUGHTY. It is equivalent to smirking while shaking one's head. To give the Spanish finger: lift your right arm, hold only your right index finger in the air, and move slightly right to left (this may be accompanied by a flirty smile if desired).

You are at a bar and a young, cocky but still cute international playboy comes up and tells you that he is taking you home later. Even though you are planning on going home with him as well, you give him The Spanish Finger to keep him on his toes. It is usually followed by a smart ass remark.

by Katerzzzzz July 17, 2007

english or spanish

If u move ur gay lol

Yo english or Spanish

They say
"English"
or
"Spanish"
Then reply
"Who ever moves first is gay"

by DawnOfEclipse June 9, 2024

Spanish Tongue Twister

1. Blow Job

Clergham:

"Try it and I will do a Spanish tongue twister of your choosing"

Chucky:

"Heh, Is Asti getting a blowie? "

by Astii February 18, 2013