Jack of all shades

Those perfect sunglasses that go with everything. Every outfit, every occasion, every color.

These perfect frames and lenses really make for a Jack of all Shades.

by xthexjessx April 19, 2018

Shade

When you don’t agree with somebody or somebody is mean to you 👀😂💗

Someone doesn’t agree with u , covers eyes with hand and says shade

by A e b October 13, 2019

Shade

Shade- When somebody is trying to shit talk to you, but is passive aggressive and dances around the subject while making smart-ass comments which are sometimes accompanied by facial expressions. Often referred to as 'throwing shade.'

"Hey Joe, how do you like your new coworkers?"
"Oh I love them, they're a great group of people.(EYE ROLL)"
"Damn Joe, throw that shade!"

by Eelyar October 11, 2016

You got some shade going on

Calling someone out when they are acting suspicious, especially when they are doing something inappropriate, unethical or even criminal.

"I was willing to overlook some of questionable things you were doing until you asked me for money...You got some shade going on."

by RoseRBlak13 October 7, 2021

Shade Tree Mechanic

An individual who can preform car repairs and maintenance for a fraction of the cost if those same services were done at a dealership. The Shade Tree Mechanic, more commonly known simply as "Shade Tree" is very knowledgeable of how to service most domestic vehicles manufactured before 1995. Any vehicle manufactured after 1995 and import vehicles in particular are problematic for Shade Tree; however, Shade Tree will tell you otherwise.

Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."

Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.

Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.

Joe: I need new brakes for my car but the dealership wants over $400.00
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.

by 1lyf1luv December 13, 2023

Contour shading

The aplication of light and dark make up one to two shades lighter and one to two shades darker than your base foundation to create highlights and low lights to create more contour than would normally be visible.

See; "Easy nose contour" YouTube
See; "Need a 6 pack ASAP" ticktock
See; "Honest Donald Trump makeup recreation" YouTube
See; "How to contour Abs- make muscles pop in 5 min" youtube

You could build a house on Kim Kardashians foundation, she uses so much product contour shading.

by Modern Women May 24, 2025

50 Shades of Tovala

@LmaoLover write an erotic story about Pizza and Slantough having steamy gay sex next to the fireplace while their Tovala Smart Oven steams, bakes, and broils their gay dinner to perfection

I just finished reading 50 Shades of Tovala. The rich story and graphic sex scenes left me gaping and moist. I am so broken.

by slantoughneezy cheezy December 12, 2022