Satanic Verse

Started by the blog Who Rattled Your Cage (whorattledyourcage.blogspot.com), 'Satanic Verse' is Scottish rhyming slang for 'erse' (arse or behind). The blogger thought it would be funny to turn a literary controversy into cheeky rhyming slang.
"Stick that right up yer Satanic Verse."
by Scotsmanic69 January 22, 2023
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Satan Spreading

The act of dropping down a stripper pole into hell, and proceeding to lap-dance satan in a seductive way. You proceed to Satan Spread your legs across his forehead
Nas X - Tell me what you want, tell me what you need
Satan - I want you to lap-dance on my forehead, bruh
Nas X - Lets do some satan spreading
by CheezyPreyzels13! March 30, 2021
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satanic hoebag

Someone who wants to die (jokingly) and is just inappropriate all day everyday
That Satanic Hoebag is making everyone depressed and arroused at the same time
by Satanic Hoebag February 10, 2017
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Satan Was A Christian

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023
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satan time

Something above demon time.
once you reach satan time you can no longer go back you can do anything without thinking.
Guy1:"bro what's wrong with Joe he acting sus"
Guy2:"Fam he's on satan time."
by Rusty58921 May 20, 2021
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SLUMP SATAN

absolute menace to society, sleeps with black air forces on. goated soundcloud rapper who can do pretty much any genre. (founded ghosthillgang with Kinomurda) (SEARCH GHXSTHILLGXNG ON SOUNDCLOUD !)
prolly has a warrant out for his arrest for having sex with too many bad bitches
Friend 1 (cool friend) : YO THIS NEW SLUMP SATAN DROP FIRE ASF!
Friend 2 (loser friend who gets no girls) : BRO I HATE SLUMP SATAN !
Friend1 (cool friend) : This is why you are a virgin
by OOFATROPALIS April 10, 2022
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Satan's Shampoo

When your in the shower with you girl and you cum in your hand then massage it into her hair while she's not looking.
Was getting feisty in the shower with my girl when I dropped a load and gave her the Satan's shampoo treatment.
by BigDog The Pirate October 06, 2018
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