Sam

stupid hobo who doesn't want to be devoted 2 one girl 4 2 long.
Girl 1: Who's your ex?
Boy 1: Sam, but now hes going out with some other guy.
Girl 1: aww im srry, When did you guys break-up?
Boy 1: 5 minutes ago.
Girl 1: WAIT!! ur a guy...
Boy 1: Shut up! im.... different!!
by nihowthecom June 04, 2009
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A word usualy depicted for a michael jackson impersonator. A guy that looks like MJ but cannot dance like him, many girls think he is thick and smells quite bad and most people secretly hate him
"OMG that guy cannot dance and he smells realy bad, what a sam!
by crazzzyfool1456 May 10, 2011
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shot mother fucker that no one like a ruins everthing that is fun
why would you do that you're suck a Sam
by mr.caps March 09, 2009
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1-One who thinks he has absolute knowledge about video-games, but has none at all.
2-One who listens to things others say or people say in movies, then repeats them as a stupid jokes making no sense.
3-A complete 'dick head' to friends and gets mad or frustrated with them for doing something and does it more or worse themselves.
Sam: "The AK74u in Black Ops is based on the one in Rambo."

X: "I'm 2nd prestige in MW2!"
Sam: "Oh ya, well I'm 8th prestige!"
Y: "I'm 5th prestige."
Sam: "Wow you guys are such fags for playing too much video games!!!"
by it's-true December 12, 2010
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A small guy that has an annoying squeaky voice, wanks to his mum and sucks off dogs
Why is Sam ducking off a dog
by Big D*** May 31, 2015
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This is a unisex name so people often say "Wait isn't that a guys name."

Normally very organized however sadly wreckless.

Quite the academic achiever but when it comes to general sense she lacks it.
Although she focuses on her grades she believes that she isn't pretty.
She is very independent and has a stubborn mindset about not being in a relationship.
Sam is very smart
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Somone who generally can’t spell nuke
Wow Sam is a retard
by Backstage November 26, 2017
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