Sam

stupid hobo who doesn't want to be devoted 2 one girl 4 2 long.

Girl 1: Who's your ex?
Boy 1: Sam, but now hes going out with some other guy.
Girl 1: aww im srry, When did you guys break-up?
Boy 1: 5 minutes ago.
Girl 1: WAIT!! ur a guy...
Boy 1: Shut up! im.... different!!

by nihowthecom June 4, 2009

Sam

A word usualy depicted for a michael jackson impersonator. A guy that looks like MJ but cannot dance like him, many girls think he is thick and smells quite bad and most people secretly hate him

"OMG that guy cannot dance and he smells realy bad, what a sam!

by crazzzyfool1456 June 3, 2011

Sam

shot mother fucker that no one like a ruins everthing that is fun

why would you do that you're suck a Sam

by mr.caps March 9, 2009

Sam

1-One who thinks he has absolute knowledge about video-games, but has none at all.
2-One who listens to things others say or people say in movies, then repeats them as a stupid jokes making no sense.
3-A complete 'dick head' to friends and gets mad or frustrated with them for doing something and does it more or worse themselves.

Sam: "The AK74u in Black Ops is based on the one in Rambo."

X: "I'm 2nd prestige in MW2!"
Sam: "Oh ya, well I'm 8th prestige!"
Y: "I'm 5th prestige."
Sam: "Wow you guys are such fags for playing too much video games!!!"

by it's-true December 16, 2010

Sam

A 46-year-old man with a 4-ton dick.
And he sells sandwiches to pedophiles.

Hey Sam, Can I get a number 3 with mayo, please?

by FECKULOL August 4, 2019

Sam

A girl who pretends to be stupid for attention or makes a big deal and are proud of something that makes them a whore or a slut. Everybody knows someone who is a Sam.

"Oh my god, she's such a Sam."
"I was going to go to that party, but I don't want to hang out with a bunch of Sams."
"Kayla spent an hour talking about how she slept with three different guys last night. She's such a Sam."

by CallMeAlice November 3, 2012

Sam

Mass-Geonocidle Maniac. Usually of Australian or German background. Likes such mechanised equipment as Military Grade weaponry and explosives. Enjoys murder and generally makes jokes about killing and mutilating corpses. Sam's have a tendency to be racist and highly discriminative as well as homicidal.

However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.

"Adolf Elizabeth Hitler was a Sam"
"Joseph Stalin was a Sam"
"Chopper Ried was a Sam"

by SWAG.SWAG.SWAG.SWAG November 9, 2012