Lay road

To engage in sexual conduct at a farming premises

Paddy went to the farm for the weekend to lay road with his bare hands

by 357Christmasxhris December 30, 2016

Road Rape

The act of cycling for long periods of time over poorly kept roads, where the surface causes significant bruising to your body, particularly your genitals.

My body is destroyed, I've been completely Road Raped.

Trust me the road surface was shit; I'm not sure how to describe the feeling of having your pelvis destroyed over the course of 4 hours other than feeling Road Raped.

by idontcycle October 20, 2019

Road train

Hard-core threesome with three blokes and the middle man giving the front man a reach around during this vile sex act.

Hey Jimmy how about a road train. No Barry you hurt my ass last time and I pulled my wrist.

by KFC FOR LIFE!!! July 7, 2021

rump-road

when your driving a girl/guy from behind and your dick comes out and slides up the crack aka road.

After putting a full day in at the capital, Mr. Romley introduced his girlfriend to rump-road.

by kdunkle March 8, 2011

road slug

n. The driver in front of you who is driving ten miles under the speed limit

Sorry I'm late for work, I kept running into road slugs on the way here.

by Liz Silva July 22, 2011

road frisbee

The preferred method of disposal for compact discs (cd's) that are either no longer playable or are unwanted, possibly due to the purchase of mp3 player, where one drives down the highway and chucks them like a "frisbee" out the window.

"Dude, since I just got my new ipod I got like 150 road frisbees! Let's go!"

The introduction of biodegradeable cd's would greatly reduce the environmental impact of the Road Frisbee Cup.

by leeleez0115 September 6, 2011

Low-roading

Instead of taking the high road, it's super woke to low-road people. The simple insinuation that your friends and family have wronged you is plenty for them to see things your way. And we all know, you're in the right, right? If you weren't, you wouldn't be.

Did someone assume your gender? How dare they.
Are they tired of your shit? Hitler was tired of the Jews.
Do they have lighter skin than you? How can they sleep at night knowing they're oppressing a visible minority?

You're sure a fan of low-roading, snowflake.

by FoxNSox January 11, 2019