Quarter Pounder

(n) The act of male masturbation when performed with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand.

See also: Quarter Pounder with Cheese
Those sci-fi nerds are always getting hurt, giving themselves a quarter pounder to see what android sex is like.
by vanishingly March 10, 2024
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Quarter pounder

1. A burger that contains a quarter pound of beef. This version was popularized by McDonalds.
2. A large or girthy dick, usually in reference to a black person.
3. An overweight woman that is very attractive.
4. A joint containing 4 oz. of marijuana.
5. A joint that is so massive that it ceases to look like a joint and begins to resemble a burrito. This version of the term comes from the 1978 Cheech and Chong stoner movie "Up in Smoke".
Why are you eating that entire quarter pounder? That's got 13 grams of saturated fat!
by migmoller23 November 18, 2022
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Quarter dike

Quarter Dike (Dyke)

Qwar - ter - dyeek

When 4 girls get together and suddenly shows signs of homosexuality or lesbianism.

Verb: Dude. My ex screwed my chances of picking up because she quarter diked me with 2 of her friends.

Noun: I her she's a part of the quarter dike dykegirls over there.
Verb: Dude. My ex screwed my chances of picking up because she quarter diked me with 2 of her friends.

Noun: I her she's a part of the quarter dike girl over there
by Crew Z January 10, 2018
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Chinese quarter pounder

The act of getting McDonalds regulation cheese, grilling it on top of your penis, then proceeding to pound the woman
"I just gave her the chinese quarter pounder, buns and all"
by Cartoon the spoon November 23, 2018
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Quarter-pound ass

A butt that is small compared to the average version, as most butts weight 0.5lbs
by l-dog** April 30, 2019
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Pitchin Quarters

When two or more people throw quarters towards a fixed surface. Closest quarter wins. Typically this is won by Junior who dominates the office sport currently. Jeremy is really struggling this year pitching quarters.
"Damn, I am awful at pitchin quarters" - Jeremy
by The 2nd March 18, 2022
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quarter ballooning

After exacting a quarter roll (either glueing or rubber banding your foreskin as to not allow fluid to pass) , you piss or ejaculate into your closed off foreskin to create a balloon-like feature
I'm going to be quarter ballooning when I pound Sara in with my quarter roll
by Savag3 af January 26, 2018
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