Pet$rk

This is the physical state of a woman's inner vaginal walls when they are per say "Abused" this state can usually be very painful for women and can sometimes lead to infection or excessive bleeding

Damn girl you got a nasty Pet$rk!

by Helpful handy mandy March 7, 2012

lucid's pet turtle

an annoying ass fucking bot in the iamlucid server who everyone wants to kill.

person: "bless my aim"
lucid's pet turtle: "yeah that dude's never getting mod"
literally everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH

by PDuctions May 18, 2020

Cuban Petting Zoo

2 Gay men cover themselves in honey, then roll around in feathers. Then 1 man jacks off into his hand, and feeds the semen to the other man.

I experienced my first Cuban Petting Zoo at my 5th Birthday Party!

by Tito Fernandez June 28, 2011

Pet a Furry day

A day on the 11th of December after Discord Mod Day where you have to pet Furries if asked, you are legally obligated to pet them if asked, similar to Hug a Furry day, you cannot resist unless if either, the Furry in question is being questionable about their request being petted (Aka being weird), or if you have petted them "enough." (You must have at least petted them 3 times before you can consider it "enough" though.)

Furry: I just got petted 50 times on Pet a Furry day!
Other Furry: Nice, I got petted 25 times!
Non-Furry: I had to pet you two 15 times collectively today...

by Erron2005 December 8, 2020

Meow the Pet Cat

A retarded cat who is from meow playground.. You have to feed him every time.

person 1: do you like Meow the Pet Cat?
person 2: yes
person 1: i hate YOU!

by ROBLOXNoob246 July 6, 2019

Pet Grape

another word for haemmeroids, or piles.

Somebody who regularly refers to their unfortunate ailment as their "pet grape" and rather perennial, and they feel somewhat attached to it

Oh dear, I think my pet grape has popped out.

by Buzzy January 25, 2007

the panamanian petting zoo

“When one force one’s partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal. “ (Can be combined with the Kentucky Klondike Bar.)

Hunny can I the Panamanian Petting Zoo You tonight

by Squid1028 November 2, 2017