Peanut Butter Blossom

Named after the Christmas cookie, it is a sexual act in which one inserts one or more Hershey kisses into another persons asshole and proceeds to lick/eat the chocolate out as it melts.
Hey did you hear about jb? He just bought a bag of Hershey kisses for his boyfriend. He wants to try a peanut butter blossom tonight.
by Geraldorivera July 28, 2011
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Peanut butter puppy

A canine companion solely dedicated to licking peanut butter off of your genitals.
She was so ugly her only way of getting head was her trusty peanut butter puppy.
by Lilniggaboi October 15, 2019
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Peanut butter delight

Its when a man and a woman are preforming anal sex and the male is about to get their and he does one final thrust and he quickly pulls out and she starts to shit uncontrollably.
by DannyPezz December 06, 2010
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peanut butter shake

It's when a guy is fucking a girl in the ass, then goes to her pussy, and finishes in her mouth.
Tyrone gave Sheniqua a peanut butter shake after he found out she was cheating on him.
by SixtyEighter September 07, 2015
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Peanut butter salad

When you take your choice of peanut butter, and spread it on your anus. Then proceed to have someone, or something, toss your salad (see toss salad).

Tossing salad is performing oral sex on the anus.
oh boy billy I love it when you eat my peanut butter salad.
by Assmaster420 July 21, 2017
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Chocolate Peanut Bush

"Chocolate Peanut Bush" is a slang term for Hemorrhoids, which are also known as "Piles" and sometimes more commonly as "Bum Grapes".

It's generally used by those blessed with nice, normal arseholes to mock those that have guts that are literally trying to escape out of the back door.
Jim: "Blimey! I just had a check around my arsehole and my Chocolate Peanut Bush is in full bloom... Have you got one of those donut shaped cushions I can sit on?"

Bill: "You're not sitting on any of my chairs you filthy, Chocolate Peanut Bush growing bastard... special cushion or not!"
by j0113y July 31, 2011
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peanut butter and joe

When your friend sticks his pointer and middle finger into a jar of peanut butter and opens the fingers into a V shape resembling that of female genitalia and proceeds to suggestively lick the peanut butter as if he is giving oral sex.
I love to peanut butter and joe when I make sandwiches
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