by lizardboy55 June 09, 2021
1. A bowel movement that, due to its hardness and shape, slips down the toilet drain without leaving any visible trace, often causing confusion about whether the act of defecation actually occurred.
by Wordsmith McGee Poopy Pants August 31, 2024
to be an incompetent loaf means to have a serious lack of intelligence or smarts in any sense of the word whilst sitting limply and letting anyone slice, dice, or dip your lack of skills into their bowl of repeated insults...per their own pleasure and satisfaction
I'm am sick of my boss thinking I am an incompetent loaf who can do nothing but simplistic data entry!
by torosgirl February 19, 2009
by AYYOWHATUP October 02, 2009
Usually when in a clouded mind state and forgetting what you are doing by not responding or doing very stupid things. When smoking too much pot can lead a person into "loaf land" making them un-responsable when asked questions. Sitting at a computer in a opiate high is another example of being in 'loaf land'.
While playing Magic the Gathering 2v2:
Corey says:"Joe what are you doing... don't forget to counter his spell."
10 seconds later...
Joe says: "Don't worry bro."
Corey says: "DUDE WTF you didn't counter the spell. Are you loafing?"
Joe says: "Sorry bro..... (20 seconds later) I missed clicked".
Corey says: "Huh? we already lost."
Joe says: "I think I'm in loaf land bro."
Corey says:"Joe what are you doing... don't forget to counter his spell."
10 seconds later...
Joe says: "Don't worry bro."
Corey says: "DUDE WTF you didn't counter the spell. Are you loafing?"
Joe says: "Sorry bro..... (20 seconds later) I missed clicked".
Corey says: "Huh? we already lost."
Joe says: "I think I'm in loaf land bro."
by SuperCaL August 03, 2013
A group of fuckboy "rappers" that all share the same fuckboy qualities.
These qualities include:
- having a little dick
- having no job
- participating in credit card scams
- having a dry ass personality
- always flexing on the gram like they have money & bitches yet always refer to themselves as "humble"
Members of this group are no more than trash SoundCloud rappers that will never accumulate to anything.
These qualities include:
- having a little dick
- having no job
- participating in credit card scams
- having a dry ass personality
- always flexing on the gram like they have money & bitches yet always refer to themselves as "humble"
Members of this group are no more than trash SoundCloud rappers that will never accumulate to anything.
Friend 1: "I don't know what she sees in him... He has no job, no career, no car, no future."
Friend 2: "I totally agree! She can do SO much better!"
Friend 1: "He reminds me of one of the clowns in LOAF GANG."
Friend 2: "I totally agree! She can do SO much better!"
Friend 1: "He reminds me of one of the clowns in LOAF GANG."
by SaveTheDramaFoYaMama April 04, 2017
Do you know “loaf god bootyratchik”? Hes so cool, hes the leader of loaf gang.
Ava is a thot, she is never good enough for loaf gang.
Ava is a thot, she is never good enough for loaf gang.
by loaf god bootyratchik December 05, 2017