doobie deuce

When you're smoking weed and you take a really nice shit.

When you're smoking in the bathroom with friends, it's inappropriate to take a doobie deuce.

by Doobie Deucer January 14, 2017

Doo Deuces

Saying bye bye to the turd you just dropped in the hot steamy toilet.

I dropped a sweet fudge dragon in my toilet, so I snapped a pic of it and threw my index and middle finger up, then said "Doo Deuces!"

by LafayetteYette October 21, 2010

deuce it out

To interrupt whatever you're doing to go and take a shit. In relation with deuce it up

"Whatever, i've been at this for three fucking hours, i gotta deuce it out anyway"

by TrollDoBairro October 26, 2017

Coppin Deuces

tryna be buddy buddy wit a nigga who onna other side cause you scared of 💨

for example.. "look like dem niggas COPPIN DEUCES TO 43,"

don’t end up like them🤡🤡🦶🏾🦶🏾🦶🏾🦶🏾..

by Jjkais December 1, 2022

low deuce

Low Duece- when you and a friend are hitting a girl from both sides, and your scrotums bang together, making the situation awkward for everyone.

"Dude, that was awesome, but that low deuce almost ruined the whole thing."

by Cockjuggler 32 June 27, 2016

Deuce Log

A turd that comes out in a long cylinder shape form that resembles a log.

"I had to let out the biggest deuce log you have ever seen"

"No it was not deuce nuggets this time but a deuce log"

by whassup2ice2 March 27, 2009

Wild Deuces

To use a public bathroom without ever being a customer because your colon is about 90 seconds from blowing out. Dropping Wild Deuces usually involves little to no eye contact. At most, the person throwing down will shrug their shoulders evoking a head shake from the employee.

Manager: "Have you seen the guy in the red hat?"

Employee: "Yeah - he dropped Wild Deuces then high-tailed it for the door. When I asked if he needed any help, he just said 'I'm good' without ever making eye contact."

Manager: "Sh*t - again! Wild Deuces again! I'm going to go to his house, drop Wild Deuces, and then just leave without ever saying 'hi' to his wife or anything."

by Arthur Drood October 5, 2016